Battles vs Xerxes-the-BFG
RULES
make a song about a party.
Max of 23 lines
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Xerxes-the-BFG won this battle!
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- i'm gonna fight to my time to die. and when the music stops is when the party jumps.
- (record scratches) ok let me fucking pull it out of a bullet shell, when i say i don't
- need no case to blow you away. because my shit will blow tomorrow into the next
- day. it's 2017 and i was born yesterday. because my mentality makes me go crazy.
- when i fell for a girl, and i have a rep bigger than the fucking world. if you think you
- can fuck with me, you have another thing coming. white people kick your ass, like
- dumb shit's on too much grass. and when we party we too smoke grass, let's get
- crazy, bitch pass the ass to me. i'm gonna party till i fucking die, and when the
- music stops is when the party jumps. (record scratches). ok let me scratch on the
- track, and let me put you mother fuckers in track. i don't give a fuck if your drunk
- or not, turn it up loud and go beyond the beyonds, grab 2 pussies, get some body
- shots, we gonna party all night untill they call the cops! and when the sirens blarin'
- is when the ruff riders start darin' walkin in niggas territory, and plant one in the chest
- if you think your holy when god can't save you after i kick 1 ass or 2, but that' this mc
- nobody is as ill as me. we smoke blunts till it changes color of my ferrari, bitch we
- don't come for nobody we come to party. (record scratches) when the chorus comes
- on you better hold on, because when i rap, i release liquid ass. of the trap, when i
- rap fluid, and i rhyme influent, with a thick accent like this you have the queen of
- englands ass to kiss, i'm gonna fight, to my time to die. and when the music stops
- is when the party jumps. (record scratches) everybody hauls and stops, call the cops
- bitches running around in their haulter tops. you niggaz think it's a crime for a white
- man to rhyme? (record scratches) i'm gonna fight to my time to die. and when the
- music stops, it's when the party jumps. (record scratches) mother fuckers.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Yo... So you wanted this tune, to be about a party,
- Well lemme tell you now, I don't fuck wit' the arty farty,
- Any party I attend, is bound to be gettin' nasty
- So when all is said and done - Just try to remember - "Carpe -
- Diem" ,my friend, "Seize the day", right til the end
- I don't think that we need to pretend,
- Just amend - The amendments,
- Commence the commencement
- Don't just sit on the fence, rent,
- Instead just live in the present!
- As yet, an angsty adolescent -
- You seem to want my presence,
- When you're calling on the heavens,
- But if you ain't got the questions,
- Then how can you expect 'em -
- Those God's that keep on flexin'
- To show you their intention?
- 'the more so, if it's Armageddon.
- (Slow's down at the end)
- Granted It would seem, and you may question
- How a party vibe - I have encaptured.
- Take it you ain't seen "This is the End" then?
- Sometimes these things end with a Rapture. ;)