Battles Xerxes-the-BFG vs Maverick
RULES
Lil friendly su'in su'in, in preparation for a proper battle at a later date. No rules, just testing the waters :) Vote fair peeps!
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- "Chukka, chukka, chukka, chukka, chukka, chukka, chukka, chukkkaaa!"
- Yo, so Maverick -
- Odd tune to choose to battle with, I know - but mathematics
- Up shit creek, no paddle - but you know I got my tactics
- The whole four minutes, of this track, I plan to be erratic
- I'll keep trying not to panic, but ya know if things get drastic
- And part way through this classic, I start feeling like I'll hash it,
- You can bet that "just like magic", I'll be claiming "I'm Asthmatic"!
- I ain't going on about being a m*th addict,
- Though I know that I got some bad habits
- But even scratching at my skin, still these lines ain't emphatic.
- I though we had, already established,
- That you tend to amaze,
- Seem to have bars in spades,
- Could probably do this for days!
- An' all'a the semantics that you dabble in - really do tend to daze
- Me in a rather similar way, to getting really fuckin' blazed,
- Paranoid, Red eyes, I've aged, I'm feelin' seriously phased,
- Still a long way from seeing your bars, but I been worrying for days!
- That I'm very likely to get parred - so now I must explain ,
- Strain been affecting me for weeks, my poor brain's been flayed
- And the pain of no sleep, is driving me crazed - Insane
- Like playing a poker game - being sure the next man will raise
- The stakes, but you got no cards to play
- You're taking aim, an' I can't blame
- Cos I know I'd do the same..
- My style is kind of inane - Whilst your's is more... Charlemagne
- It's like this battle's preordained - I call that Match, Set and Game.
- Oh... Well, what a shame.
- Guess I'll never be catching that fame.
- Cos Maverick's, a Massive prick - and he's knocked me back again. ;)
- SLAIN!
- ( Make it raaaaainnnnnn for the mighty Maverick)
- (Until next time, motherfuckerrrrrr ;) )
- Oh and one more thing before we go to lunch,
- You told me earlier, that you voted for trump,
- So does that mean you're some kind of bigoted cunt?
- Or just that you prefer, your Presidents to come real dumb?
- Only kidding my man, I know it can't have been fun,
- To pick between, an orange fiend,
- Or a crazy bitch with a fondness for guns.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Picky and littering looking for the pick of the litter
- My craft is lit, what's lit'll be bigger, but you're the shit so yours is litter!
- Like a bunch of pussies, I'll kick at any cat when I grab my kit 'n scissors.
- A cut above the rest, a stitch in time saves 9 but I bet you never once wished to consider
- You should've forestalled the makin' of it... 'Cause I
- Chose to befall paper with a rolla' ball drainin', was so banal 'n basic
- But to grow from scrawlin' lazy I took my own pitfalls in exchange fa'
- Composure from all the painful, times spent alone within those enclosure walls anxious
- Henceforth what I wrote evolved by trainin', oh 'n y'all today are wholly enthralled ain't ya?
- Doin' dirty work and overall I-peril, so call me Slaya', I'm Joseph Paul Franklin
- A blow-up doll rapist, you faggots are oh so intolerant, crazy, solar salt tastin'
- Y'all throw punches that don't land, I'm Corey Hollis' face 'n
- If you need a protocol/pro-to-call, my keitai... Sorry I have no bars, please leave a voicemail