DEFENDER'S RAP

• The biggest change to the game since a new City, Haven
• came to take away earths savior, torture and mentally flay him
• till his otsel finally found the strength to come in and save him
• With a bunch of Naughty Dogs and some confusing time travel
• these lude crude lads'll make your mind unravel
• There's even some weird bestial fucking
• never mind that's in the sequel fuck it.
• Please don't hurt my ego or my eco
• I'll whip you into gear like I was treecko.
• I'll wear your mother's skull like I'm Cubone
• Introduce you to my smaller friends like Al Capone.
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• Who the fuck are you to me you stupid pitful dumpster fire
• I'll kick your cunt till your ovaries expire
• You can call me Ephire, Ellanor, Whore, Mrs Doubtfire,
• Anything you fucking want really
• I'll treat you like my mum, It's silly
• Keep you at arms reach and never fucking visit
• You want a kid, why don't you fucking visit?
• Me or my brothers?
• Are you embarrassed?
• Does it bother you that you fucked us up as much as you fucked up as a parent?
• Does it fuck with you that you ditched us to live with your grandparents?
• I love my nan, but my grandpa was a fucking alcoholic
• It's a disease, shit, whatever you call it
• There was a problem and my father solved it.
• Absynthe, loaded revolver
• Bag of weed, a noose secure enough that I can't breathe
• Not loose enough that I can leave
• I know I'm weak, and if you give me a chance
• I'll take it, then I'll cry my fucking self to sleep
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• If you don't like this why don't you kill yourself
• go ahead I dare you cunt, fucking kill yourself
• Here, I'll give you a gun and I'll help.
• No one will miss you, just kill yourself
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• Critics I envision submerged in mists of acid rain
• That's too placid wait, Pass me the plate
• With that cunts head on it... never mind I just ate
• While I'm usually nicer than my grandma
• Sometimes I'm violent as my grandpa
• You want to stare huh?
• Let's see you fucking laugh when I forcefeed you your glasses
• Chew them up, swallow
• I want to see you cough chunks up.
• I want to see you cough your fucking lungs up
• you nothing piece of fucking junk