DEFENDER'S RAP

• I'm so original, i am the best, don't make me stress my talent ya bitch
• blah blah blah, till i get rich
• till i fuck your bitch, uh
• Last night walked in on my parents fucking
• oh shit, is that my father busting?
• or is that another man, having my mother sucking
• i was sitting there observing doing nothing
• like wild animals they were jumping around humping
• ohhhh, i felt like i'd gone hunting
• all of a sudden that prick saw me and got off quick
• hopped out the window but there was no bush, just cement
• i went to my place of origin and expressed my contempt
• vexed my frustration but sensed i hadn't seen the worst yet
• so my dad opens the cupboard and tries to calm me down
• but it's hard for me to chill when he's got his dick out in a costume clown
• I'm like "We're shutting this party down now!!!"
• little did i know there were more guests that came to plow
• My 70 yr old neighbour Wilson comes out with a frown
• "Listen little brat, i came here to get down. Don't disrupt until i've ran a train on that clown"
• to be clear no one here was covered
• two seconds later another 6 men walked out, they were all coloured
• they called themselves the BBC gang i discovered. is this what news reporters do in their spare time, i wondered?
• I'm starting to think, how many people fit in my cupboard?
• Now i ain't writing this rap to show off
• i'm just disappointed how everyone's here to act showoff
• battles on battles of mothafuckas trying to takeoff
• so i don't care that you're not interested in polished raps
• just keep voting for the toughest in the match