CHALLENGER'S RAP

• You just a dumb shit, fuck stick, cum lick, whisker titted
• sickly Dickless, hopefull yes, but still chickless.
• Mumbling, Stumbling, those big words make you sound incomprehensible.
• I don't claim number 1 still about to have fun with these number 2 Pencils,
• Your just special in the head, You #1 in your helmet #2 in your pants instead,
• With your fanny pack stacked with Wet Naps, and Spirograph Stencils.
• as you sit there drawing a picture. Is it a horsey, a doggy, maybe of your mommy that ditched ya.
• I saw her yesterday and she still hasn't fucking missed ya,
• Then she gave me number for a gummer from yer junky hooker sista.
• I'll give her loose change to do something strange, I'll give her a Dewalt Drill titty twister.
• Mom also said she's sorry as a baby she never kissed ya.
• Because the one time your misfit lip hit her tit you gave her a bacteria zit,
• Doc called it a whack shit blister.
• Then your toxic fascination with K-9 proctology and chronic masturbation,
• Led to a full lobotomy, plus injected arsenik castration,
• The clinic was for optometry also a small gas station.
• You got Brain hacked, Sack jacked, But Texaco paid for operation.
• I know your half brain is not complying , Say you ripped Bzy apart not trying.
• Multitask is a feat. You cant walk talk and eat you've been trying, and if you dream in your sleep
• Lungs forgetting to breath. ya true blue handicap dying.
• Have you heard enough of this tail, How your life thus far is just fails
• Quit leaving your mom 20 minute voice mails, of nothing but you crying.
• "Who cares if I suck at life mom. I got a D+ on my rhyming!!"
• But your life's not so different from your sister and mother,
• Ya'll just like bowling balls....
• Every night get fingered and thrown in the gutter....