Battles  OriginalFigit vs ChosisDaKid

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Who can stop this constipated jock with the awful hair cut and a fuckin' ugly
  • mom? Who's got the rap bombs to drop on this man? This looks like a job for me,
  • run you over in a van. I'm killin' this, you're shrill in this! I'm villainous to little
  • whelps that run around in baggy pants and hide their tiny genitals. You're
  • primitive and limited. You live in a fam'ly of idiots! Step in my neighborhood, i'll
  • break a nerd up, period.'
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  • Here's a hot dose, let me watch you choke on the truth! Cuz' you look up to me,
  • like i'm a bird flyin' a loop! Yo, i own the railroad, and i run these tracks, bitch!
  • You ain't a danger to me, i'm the greater MC, i'm like the Queen mother fuckin'
  • bee. You're just a drone! How does it feel, to know you're gonna get pwned? Is it
  • sad, like fuckin' everything you own? You should walk away now, and forget even
  • trying, cuz by the end of this, we all know that you'll be crying!

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • the #speed that you #eat you'd think he was #XL-or-ate
  • so much food that he excel or great
  • at snatching your snacks faster than Jags accelerate
  • I put the metal to his face, #pin-heads with all the #hell-I-raise
  • bars on horror movies turning you dogs as hard as scooby
  • I scream zionks, jinkies as a bitch in glasse tries to jinx me
  • you're gonna need more than I group of misfits in a van to defeat me
  • I kill schemes, the wisdom of prometheus concealed in my done
  • i'm pitching existence just to make the universe home
  • let's rock, adamant style, amulets child, froze, like pussies standing at trail
  • hip hops talented protagonist who animates extravagant accidents with his magic pen
  • the talented advocate of imbalancement who uses this world as a catalyst
  • hung with Orions belt for thinking your bars are out of this world
  • mountains I twirl, King mufasa beating on his lions chest, a warning striking the planet
  • i'm a psychic with answers battling javelin wielding giants on acid
  • I'm the prime example of unlimited rhyming stamina
  • transform like Optimus prime in his prime I handle
  • asshole and optimise like mechanical optic eyes seeing the widest panels

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