CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Who da, who ya, who you, who you
• where art thou, where art thy splendid scepter
• up yo arse, the sphincter glistening in slimey nectar
• can thou laugh with so much prostate down esouphgous
• your front gate breached and lay bare
• nekkid as the day of birth and tangled in your mother's pubic hair
• Watch, I slip and slide with such conviction
• I run tables, got arthur by my side, i'm turning circles square
• and slitting throats and stealing shares
• I beat emcees, passionately
• I get air, I err on the side of caution, I'm the heir of great poetry
• so I must protect, the king of all I see
• you were born colloquially
• to rip you right in half on bloody battled grounds
• and pick at remains of scoundrels with my hands and all my hellish hounds
• To give the masses what they so desire
• To get their lives fired up
• So i sacrifice you to the fire
• They'll get their dollars up