DEFENDER'S RAP

• // So, DaFuss wanted to battle against all of the #BadBars I've dropped towards him on the forum. I had over 100 bars, had to edit this back. I told him he can write new or reuse whatever he wants against these throwaways. Let's see how he does. Smooches.
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• You're black with a tiny dick, looks like an acorn,
• While I'm white wit'a big cock like it's a leg horn http://tinyurl.com/ya4vhenc
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• See me at your party drunk on Jack n Cokes.
• I'm a cold mother fucker, so I'm jackin coats.
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• Suther's got the crack, 'nd melo's got the crystal,
• your moms pussy whistles when we spread open the bristles
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• The mans tag line is “steady stay stuntin”, more like he's a petty paid-nothing
• Who is everyday frontin, with that heavy gay grunting
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• don't look away, this fag is very gay, really,
• he'll turn your anus into Cadbury egg filling
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• the only game you playin is Jumanji,
• skerd of the haters you pooped ya new undies.
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• leave you oowie gooey, cuz I love your booty, cutie,
• Like Elton John farting, you're so tootie fruity
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• Kid, you're a has been, get your ass kicked, fast, quick,
• ‘nd stashed in a wicker basket, just for askin’ if you act slick,
• cuz you're trash stinks like ick in a bitches napkin, and that's sick.
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• It's tru, DaFuss would kill the television,
• His ugly face would convert porn addicts to celibatism
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• stay in your lane, or imma take your car and send it afar
• you ain't phat, who you think you are, thin dick Lamar?
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• Go ahead, ask nick, there ain't no saving grace,
• If you grab my glue stick you'll be tasting paste
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• Do you do this for sport, or hobby?
• Cuz you're full of shit like a port-o-potty,
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• So soccer is your forte, could you be more gay?
• 21 dudes standing displayed watching you pee, 'kay.
• I guess he had to leave, was he late for soccer practice?
• Or too tired from getting dissed 'nd his ass kicked
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• your lines are a letdown like a Christmas box filled with socks,
• I could make better rhymes with a toddlers building blocks
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• If I take the L, you can have the rest the alphabet,
• 'nd still have worse rhymes with those letters, that I'll bet.
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• you look like you the type to go to foam parties sober,
• so you can sneak up on a girl 'nd partially grope her.
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• Your mothers bush is art, Smells like pussy farts, Mixed with a good cigar.
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• when he thinks hard he gets brain pains in his mainframe
• His girl's a plain Jane, unmaintained bush like a splayed mane
• dude wears dwayne waynes same frames. Gang gang
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• Your mom and I Netflix and chilled on the second date,
• Even if you stole my balloon you wouldn't take my breath away
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• patty cake, patty cake, bakers man,
• DaFuss always cries about haters, damn
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• Pet it. Suck it. Gag it too.
• Nothing I say could be as faggot as you.
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• The last time Fuss wrote a track, Frat was just a baby.
• I love you Fuss! Call me maybe?
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• The heaviest bar DaFuss has ever given,
• Was when he was asked for a straw by table 11
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• Said he was a rapper? nah he conned ‘em,
• Only time he’s a rapper is around a condom
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• Said he's been getting paid since '06, with that killa net worth,
• last time he made a verse, UPN was still a network.
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• so glad you made a thread to posts your wackness
• so whitewashed you worship Will Smith for his blackness
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• You're not a ganxta, you're strictly emo, G
• Cuz you got ya tongue out like a gay emoji
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• decade since your last track, you not in the scene still,
• on his hat's brim is the only time he's seen a green bill.
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• You don't slaughter, and can't get me hot and bothered,
• You look like white fathers trust you with their daughters.