Battles  Xerxes-the-BFG vs Huge

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Just a quick scribble, was in response. Urm, mines like 20? Do you. You wanted this ;)

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Xerxes-the-BFG won this battle!

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • So, you reckon you're seven foot? Well I'm genuinely 6'8.
  • But just to be one the safe side, best dig an 8 foot grave.
  • Stepping up, to the battle scene, might be your last mistake.
  • Oh and those who say "my cock is HUGE"... Well usually it ain't.
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  • It's a shame this is a battle, and thus I must contain
  • My love for your profile pic, Aw shit.. I mean.. "THAT'S SO... GAY" >.>
  • Nah seriously though, if you could ask the turtle (he your mate?)
  • If maybe he and the cat in mine, might want to go on a play date?
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  • Yeah.. weren't expecting that were you? Maybe that was all my aim,
  • See honestly, it bothers me, when people can't refrain
  • From chatting shit, and acting tough, it's really such a strain.
  • Just talking shit, about your cock.. Dude, can't you change your lane?
  • You really think, that all this gassing, will ever bring you fame?
  • The closest you' get to "Fire", is when your Gas, meets my Flame.
  • How can you be a "lyricist", if you don't use your brain?
  • Don't get me wrong, I smoke and drink.... and fuck, and swear and blame.
  • But the difference is, when I get home... I self educate.
  • Now please remind me, before I go, Just what was your name?
  • I had a huge point to make...but it's flopped , so I'll abstain.
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  • Peeeace.

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • We are both tall but only one of us is HUGE
  • My giant penis will knock sense into this stooge
  • DON'T FUCK WITH ME! I will choke you out with my pubes
  • Strangle you to death! and crush your head with what makes me a dude
  • All of my raps are about my dick. This is true
  • And since all of your rap's suck my dick, Bitch you lose
  • XERXES?!? You ain't a king of shit, you call that thing a dick?
  • Bring it closer just a bit. Looks to me a clit
  • There's only one king I can relate to and that's KING KONG
  • Do I need to spell it out for ya? We both got a BIG DONG!
  • Xerxes how you gonna feel when I give your bitch my Burmese
  • Python long john putting her in a gurney with a touch of herpes!?
  • Whoops did I throw that out there? Better prepare
  • Gonna have these children thinking I'm a nasty bear
  • With a coldsore mauling their mothers before born
  • And that Xerxes is how you've finally become your form.

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