DEFENDER'S RAP

• Wrapped in your piggy blanket I'll get you off that couch,
• Spit-fire grill crackling with an apple in your mouth,
• The roasting box is smoking scented with hot hickory,
• Two troops of chefs required to rev' up the rotisserie,
• I've got all the mojo and the flavorings galore,
• Your lyrics are unsavory your style's just a boar,
• Slow cook both your shoulders for some juicy pulled pork,
• Enough meat on them bones to always hold a full fork,
• I'll wrap you up in your guts like spicy pepperoni,
• Deep fry your boulettes and serve with rigatoni.
• Curlicue tail and your groin is really minuscule,
• When women screw my rail they always say it's plentiful,
• I always get my honeys baked you only claims the sows,
• My lyrics leave all the girls sexually aroused,
• I'm hard as a motherfucker likewise call me H.A.M.,
• Except you're better buttered served with a side of yam,
• And now I'm thinking Arby's because it's time to eat,
• You're used to hot bar-b's but my hot Barbies all secrete.
• Bacon and eggs, translation: huevos con pancetta,
• You're a Chicharron chip not up for this vendetta,
• I'm the rawest white meat serving rappers like a hostess,
• Careful what you eat, undercooked Trichinosis,
• Now let me cook this portly swine and get this fire stoked,
• Time to 'cue up this porky pig cause th-th-that's all folks!
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• // This kid came on the forum stating that he is "the best rapper alive" and that he was looking to battle. I told him to pick any verse of mine he thought he could beat. Here we go... lets see how he does.