Battles Kojau vs Xerxes-the-BFG
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I went silent for a while, but I came-on-back like I bust a nut
- Then I heard he wanted beef so I chucked the bun
- Shoutout to Jack The Ripoff over here, when his verses bust a gut
- We can all see through this asshole like up the butt
- He supposed to be a ruler, yet he doesn't measure up
- So much for ruling, so I ruled him out
- I only came in here to box him, like I'm moving out
- Xerxes is like a condom, I can do without
- And I could end this phony with only 300 characters, no Spartans
- And his girl says he gives her bad D like Harden
- Somehow Xerxes' been getting away with throwing playground bars in
- I ain't no Oz but this Tin-Man gotta put some heart in
- BFG, and the F stands for phony
- And he probably didn't catch that like a bad goalie
- He was starting to feel like he was on top like pepperoni
- Threw him my throwaway bars, but I still get the trophy
DEFENDER'S RAP
- (2 bars in)See, My metaphysical syllables ,
- Will likely leave you feelin' cynical .
- Your Blows always seeming so minimal ,
- Whilst mine are reaching for the pinnacle ,
- They're Bare-ly even (fuckin') Visible ,
- I'm so militantly original ,
- That I'm Mystifying the mythical ,
- Leave you Riddled , by a Miracle -
- (Like) Moses... using Dirigibles ....? (Pause to let sink in "Hmm"/ flow changes slightly)
- See lyrically - I'm invincible , (Slight flow change for breakdown?)
- An' all my shit - Oh, so subliminal ,
- It's like an invisible criminal ,
- Who's air's -are all, inequitable .
- I'm deeply irking the literal , (cos the)
- Heat of my words is like Ethanol ,
- Frying your brain, like watchin' episodes -Of dicks, chasing fame, Celebrity Big Bro. ,
- Causing heart pain , do you need a stethoscope?
- Well that's a Shame, cos I'm on an epic flow , (Slight Pause / Flow Change's to quickfire as the breakdown ends)
- And though I didn't Aim, still hopin' that I smoked ,
- E'ry one of my foes, so just lay there and choke ,
- In a mo, when I slow - I'll come, give you a poke .
- If you've Croaked? "Oh No!" - then set you afloat ,
- In the Sea of Red, which I've already spoke -
- Once made such a mess , drowned a whole load of folk ,
- All at the Request, of some holy, beardy bloke...
- I'll add you to the dead, See , you're nothing but a Mote . (Slows down to emphasise last few bars)
- See, Verbally - You got no hope. You in a tree, swinging by a rope.
- (You) Best believe, This ain't just Ego, It's like Slavery, morphing into ghetto's
- (Pause for 1 bar) Cos The B.F.G , is here to own the show.