Battles MoonSide vs Sutherland
RULES
just try to out bar me, on some fucking man shit don't be a bitch and use alts.
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- gonna put this and carrie's song up for a battle.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Motherfricker I'm a gangsta; shoplifting in the pound shop,
- saying things under my breath whenever I'm around cops.
- So hard in my dreams I smoked a pound once,
- unsatisfied with my life so I'm gonna mouth off.
- Once I went on my ones into a boxing match,
- & boxed a man so bad they boxed him off inside a coffin lad.
- Boxing the referee in the crotch with a Stockton Slap,
- and went home without a scratch cos I'm proper radge.
- WAIT - Who's that ringing? I'm at the cinema;
- fuck your film, I need to listen lad.
- Here, you better make this quicker Ma',
- I'm watching Fifty Shades of Grey & playing with my tiddler.
- Nah, fuck you Mum; I don't need dinner tonight,
- & if you call back, I'm gonna be a killer on sight.
- I'm not doing any dishes, they're fine,
- you know that I've already told you a million times
- that I'm a gangsta! I don't need to do the dishes Ma,
- give me Snow White then I'll be sniffing that.
- Watching old Smack DVD's in my fitted cap,
- if you wanna be like me then be a bitter twat.
- I'm a real boy like Pinocchio;
- gunshots in my walls or is it glory holes?
- Proudly contributed to the Tory vote,
- I hate bitches cos them bitches made me lonely bro.
- And fuck all you rappers acting overly tough;
- I'm punching Crips in the stomach til they're throwing up blood.
- Have a look at your timeline & I'm blowing it up,
- screaming 'fuck the police' while informing the cunts.
- But I'm a real OG; my little sister told me,
- I got battle scars from when step daddy would scold me.
- Give me marijuana & you could never out-smoke me,
- I just bought a twenty bag all because of my dole fees.
- But I gotta borrow money for my Lambert cigs,
- smoke depression away, my life is stagnant as shit.
- Wishing as a treat I'd just put my hand on my dick,
- but I'm not gay; I'll only put hands on a bitch
- now that's gangsta! I don't need to do the dishes Ma,
- give me Snow White then I'll be sniffing that.
- Watching old Smack DVD's in my fitted cap,
- if you wanna be like me then be a bitter twat.