DEFENDER'S RAP

• Everyone else already said it, but I guess I'll join in as well
• How you gonna win something you can't even spell?
• All of these rhymes y'all think you got are corny as hell
• "Nuh uh! My moms said they was hot!"
• They not! She just didn't want to tell you how bad they really are, but I'm the one to make you see
• The forest for the trees
• When you compare your delicious pizza pie dishes to the grade-A steak you get from Me
• Did you write those bars in the back seat of the car she was drivin' hard to chuck e cheese?
• She just wanted some peace from your greasy pizza eating sniffling sneezing asthma wheezing ankle squeezing "Mommy please don't leave me!"
• And she has good reason.
• She's hiding out, wild'n out behind Borders
• Left you alone with a Jackson
• But you got jacked, son. Crying out
• Trying out your bars, but they broken.
• You think you got quarters? Check your back pockets inside out, you only got tokens.