Battles J-simple vs UnfunnyTroll
RULES
Bring the heat lol
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- my raps aren't renewable
- But the source is so damandable
- I can't spit fire at a gas station my bars are to flammable
- man I eat these pussy rappers up I'm like a cannibal
- Or a fucking vegan that is smashing on some cantaloupe
- I wanna make a bigger splash in the rap game than a fat guy
- Doing a cannan ball
- So after I spit my fire
- Please check the house for anything that is tangible
- I'm hoppin in I change the route
- I'm spitting all these bars that scofield ain't even breaking out
- Oh you do not get it that was prison break you get it now
- My words are sick so put me down
- I shoot to kill don't look around
- You thought that you would win this fight
- but look at you You're tapping out
- J-simple
DEFENDER'S RAP
- >O' ye tormented souls
- >My goal is to sit on the globe like North Poles
- And that's the top mane; goin' hammer like a glock can
- >All flowing grammar; no shots strayin'
- >I'm so sober when I speak
- >I call it catchin' bullets with my teeth
- >You can feel it in your chest
- >Like Bruce Lee jumpin' on your vest
- >But I can't feel yours through my Superman "S"
- >Yes, I'm Superman'd-out
- >Red Cartier look like Superman's house
- >Inshallah to my plan hope it super pans out
- >My life is like Italians doin' 100 miles
- >And the top open like the roofer ran outta tiles
- >Walk right into Felipe's when I ran outta Chow's
- >Next up is crustaceans and fast food halals
- >The beef is all the same, it's just how they kill the cows
- >Somebody tell Malcom X that I'm tryna steal his style
- >And tell Cornell West that I'm tryna steal his fro
- >Go back in time, take the slaves plows, shovels, and they hoes
- >The masters get the "It Was Written" intro