CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Coming straight out of the desert, I'll show you how I do it
• A deadly lyricist and you're about to make me prove it
• I tried to turn the other cheek, I tried to be on a positive note
• But you come on my page asking for a battle? You'll wish your dad's condom hadn't broke
• You're dreaming if you think you can win this, you're a fucking disgrace
• Wearing a Jason mask to disclose your ugly face
• This so called "opponent" that stands here before me
• Is the furthest thing from a rapper and the closest thing to phony
• I'm bringing you down like I was the Indian Kodak Black
• Bitch I'll twist you like a pretzel straight out of Auntie Anne's
• I'll flame this punk so hard, it will ignite a lyrical light
• Your bars suck more than your mom does every Friday night
• So come on and battle me lyrically, if you don't care about death
• I'll put a stick through you like I did your sister last night in bed
• You can call me Jack the Ripper, I'll be waiting with a machete
• In your backyard after your 4th of July party among all the confetti
• Waiting for you to come and water your plants, we all know what's gonna happen next
• A massacre more gory than Richard Ramirez could ever plan and expect
• So when you see me walking down your block with two pistols
• Indifferent like Eminem, then you better say your last wishes
• And you know, I would lie and say I fucked your lover, I can
• But that's not true because I would never fuck a man
• You better understand, I'm gonna hinder all your plans
• You look like the offspring of Ms Doubtfire and Roger from American Dad
• So come on and fight Mr Mydas if you find yourself able
• But be careful, or you might find yourself cut like a cable