Battles YSfrmdastrip vs J-simple
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Rap Battle about Basketball
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Its like every shot is drastic/
- best all-around point guard in the league since Magic/
- Averages a double-double/
- if you don't know K-I Double D, it spells trouble/
- Any given night gives you a triple-double/
- shakin you like dice/
- breakin you like a bubble/
- Throwing the oop night after night/
- breakin' ankles, makin' you slower/
- Better not look back twice/
- you'll be cryin' before the show's over...
- Swept in the finals by the godly Lakers/
- but proved all doubters wrong across miles and acres
- This year they look like nothin' but fakers/
- might as well put on purple aprons and pose as bakers
- We ARE the reigning beasts of the east/
- played the teams, killed em/
- then hid the evidence before a warrant was released/
- Better get your team blessed/
- best go hire some priest... gotta hurry up/
- or may your asses REST-IN-PEACE
DEFENDER'S RAP
- He said to rap about some basketball
- Boy the way you playin be lookin so laughable
- Like try to hit that jump shot from the three it's super smackable
- This is a weird topic
- Maybe I should just stop it
- But you shooting shit it my fave can get swatted
- It's so easy for the words to just spill out on the page
- Like KD I'll be spanking buckets in right your face
- Play me and I bet you'll start to stumble
- You need a new game plan hop back in your huddle
- And figure something out or your whole team will be in trouble
- Thought you'd stand tall but look you start to crumble
- J-simple