DEFENDER'S RAP

• Who dares step up to the lyrical hitman?
• Tell me it's not this fat old pig who's stinking like a shit can
• I'm not going to go too hard on you, even though I'm able
• Because dissing you is cruelty to the mentally disabled
• But I will say this, it's obvious you can't afford a mirror in your home
• Cause your ugly ass looks like Jared Fogle if he was 75 years old
• And you're saying I called the suicide hotline and they put me on hold?
• Bitch please! You look like you could use a hammer in your thick skull
• I would tell you to try to hang yourself next Thursday
• But the rope would snap with your fat ass, you'd fall and cause an earthquake
• And I would say I fucked your mom, but that's not a truthful retort
• Because with how old you already are, I would NOT want to fuck your mother's corpse
• Your grammar is so atrocious, even a retard would be stunned
• You look like a old fuck on sex offender list who parents protect their children from
• Try to step up to me and your fat ass will be torn asunder
• When you step on a weight scale it says "I read your weight, not your phone number"
• Mr Potato Head's grandfather foolishly thought he was a good rap-battler
• With his shitty lyrics, good-ol Bar Spitter left his reputation permanently shattered