Battles Mottee vs J_Kettel_The_Monster
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- Sorry Motto, don't think i neglected to see your message
- i was performing at a show, and afterwards I went to breakfast
- with a bunch of new fans , from a venue i can't mention
- cause my agent told me not to till my contract gets extended
- but seriously, Motto, you wanna battle a seasoned veteran?
- the denizens of this site musta got up in your head again
- you need to take some medicine thinking than your better than
- The Monster of the Game, you about to be deader than
- the niggas you claim to shoot in your shitty battle raps
- but to you i'm bulletproof bitch, go and click that hammer back
- im like an avalanche attacking a deaf man with cataracts
- the executioner of rap, this here is my battleaxe
- you think those weak ass single syllable rhymes could touch me?
- you must be,outta your fucking mind,so TRUST ME,when i tell you, to step off those drugs B,
- AND RECORD A PUNCHLINE THAT COULD ACTUALLY PUNCH ME
- I will say this, the only way you get the w,
- is by BEGGING FOR A VOTE FROM THE 41 PEOPLE THAT FOLLOW YOU
- HOW DO YOU EXPECT ANYONE TO BE PROUD OF YOU
- YOU CANT AFFORD A MIC FOR YOUR SHITTY LINES TO BE SHOUTED TO
- MOTTO, do you even understand the art of the sixteen
- see, im not just mean,i know that my shit stinks,but i know i got a flow so sick that i piss green
- and my instincts at least keep people so intrigued
- that they listen to my lyricism, mysterious Roanoke
- my J Kettel junkies, on my music they overdose
- they actually pay money to go to one of my shows
- I'M WHAT YOU'D CALL AN ARTIST, i'm not just one of you blokes
- i have real fans, in real life, real songs, and real merch
- you didn't know who you was fucking with, and this i am real sure,
- you can have a real funeral very soon in a real church
- cause i battle real niggas that'd bury you in some real dirt
- how's that for feeling too much, its sensitive to the touch right?
- my sediments are negative in this intellectual gunfight
- get you perpetually tongue-tied, so you'd eventually trust vibes
- and make a song THAT PASSES FOR RAP, BEFORE AN ACTUAL SUNRISE
- im a crazy prick, when anger slips, this angled grip,
- will empty seventeen like the wings of angels clipped
- get the fuck off me... you couldn't hang with this
- if you were caught by a slave trader in eighteen eighty six
- that might have been too far, but like you it's just history
- any fucking line you have will never mean shit to me
- you halitosis having ass, get you some listerine and
- stop being a fucking pussy and get you an adadictomy (ADD-A-DICK-TO-ME)
- you wouldn't know poetry if it kicked you in the face too
- shakespeare didn't make plays for you to spew hate through
- name dropping the bombest innovator of slang, dude
- who the fuck are you to think that you could just take truth
- and fake through it , BITCH, i taking your five rules
- and wiping my ass wit em, cause this ain't a highschool
- im spitting in my mic, and i think i might drool
- at the thought of finding you outside just to fight you
- See i ain't even Toying with you,ill drop a line in Richmond, and get my fucking boys to get you
- i'm hoisted with the poise, like having a bunch of roids to sift through
- after that noisy pistol, you'll have no fucking voice to spit through
- i fuck wit st. james cause he has rhymes to criticize
- i analyze his writtens cause me and him epitomize
- what it is to be an artist, he can avidly visualize
- and put in rhyme what it's like to hypothetically hit a guy
- that's what's known as a literary punchline
- its a little scary , i know, but learning can vary with much time
- so when it's crunch time, and you accidentally bust lines,
- don't be surprised when it actually does rhyme
- and learn how to spell you illiterate fuckwad
- cause i feel like i'm battling a literal kumquat, Fuck TRE SMITH, I'm calling you PORT-A-POTTY
- It's more than a hobby bitch, You are literally DUMPED ON