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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- T9,D3, this blind bitch cant even see me,
- Be nice, See G, girls can see through your needy,
- begging face tomato paste laid to waste seedy,
- the only way your ever getting fucked, is after you snap like your cd's,
- your a broken soul, that came from a broken hole,
- your mother got destroyed bad through the rectum,
- so bad with a iron pole, pregnancy was not the goal,
- but a hole in the ass to vagina allowed you on the spectrum,
- and now your here, even gays call you queer,
- you cant even get man on man action,
- try to fight i strike like dynamite to steer,
- you off a cliff you v me is van damn kicking you out a van in traction,
- whats with the name t9, d3, even c3po aint jealous,
- you touch yourself to copper wire, fiddling with a vibrator overzealous
- you playing games its ez, gg, what you going to do please tell us,
- let me guess, your just a guest, im rap possessed, your lyrical spiritual you know 3 letters,
- you seem to like talking about sperm,
- dont you, you little brittle mouse worm,
- so this just tells us that you confirm,
- if you was in pulp fiction with a gimp, this shrimp wouldn't squirm,
- now i cant grant that wish warranted,
- or undo what mr lauren did,
- but i can tell you, your terrible at rap,
- and i dont see you getting any better prick,
- you got trash lyrics called accident,
- explaining and pertaining your birth,
- wow those are some cold facts he spent,
- a few lines talking and aiming to himself with no worth,
- you were born to die, im the grim reaper,
- watching you die is making me sad much deeper,
- lifes fucked up all the time i aint no teacher,
- your mum was born to be raped by a slob who beat her,
- beyond physical abuse, you chipped out all the tooth,
- in your mouth so you would be better at sucking,
- but heres the issue no excuse, what i can deduce,
- your the best at sucking what can make you worse? NOTHING,
- in 5 years you will be trash,
- in ten years you will be ash,
- in 7 years you will need cash,
- so you will be renting out your backside, to big black guys for a bash,
- i aint no psychic, but you aint fit for side kick,
- you just get a side kick, quite wide prick,
- your mums butt i'd hit, with a rope tied brick,
- from a pried slick, hatch in the prison then hide quick,
- girls call you a side chick, you dont get friend zoned,
- your their slave bitch, until their friends home,
- then in the end zone, you get a dead tone, of your mums head moan,
- when i read your lines i see a simpleton,
- a simple one, having little fun,
- your trying to rap to sound cool,
- but you've failed before you just begun,
- theres 23 thousand shit rappers,
- to every single one that put metaphors together,
- theres 23 thousand retards,
- who wont ever forever get any better for them selves never,
- news flash retard two words aint a bar, no,
- im flash this neeks barred from going far, though,
- heres a new gash weep scarred as this car, goes,
- get whip lash from your stripped ash, of lyrics, no substance or, cargo,
- why did i even bother, dissing this child,
- someone should be paying me, this written is wild,
- Twit-9 with 3-Dicks, sitting in his mouth,
- give up at rapping, it wont ever happen, unless being a clown is what your about.
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