Battles SexyBeast vs ThePelican
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Yes it's me I'm back
- So quit talking smack while your overdosing on crack
- It just happens to be very whack
- Perhaps you would rather to stick with that loner life you live or pick
- Up your act and be more like me I'm not a celebrity but I am
- Pretty extraordinary and I fight very visously so calm down
- Before you get thrown in the pound
- Well for people it would be jail
- But not even that isnt bad enough for you
- You should just quit and become a Jew
- Or maybe you would rather be Amish
- It would be better for you but I heard you had sex and it was a miss
- I'm sorry you suck at fucking girls maybe smoking the marijuana
- Had something to do with it or maybe the fact you don't have a dick
- You think your so sick but your a pelican
- You don't belong here so fly away I don't need you here upon this pier
- With me I'm older now and I can see that life is cruel to you and i know
- You try to protect me from life
- But now I just want to hold this knife
- That you gave me take it in my hand and free you from this land
- So bro quit acting like it doesn't matter how people feel
- It isn't like you to be so cold and heartless
- We know you have the knowledge to be a good rapper
- You just gotta calm down because me and Boy Wonder like
- To hear your pelican sound
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Bro you need to calm down
- Before I make my pelican sound
- It'll make you drown
- In the blood coming from ears
- Then you won't hear anything as you get buried underground
- You ain't got a dick to fuck my girl
- So go away and step off before you start hurl
- I'll go berserk
- I wanna see you die you gay jerk
- Even Miley cirus wouldn't twerk on you
- Because your a fag
- You need a gag
- To keep the words you call part of you rap
- Inside your head we ain't got time for shit that don't make sense
- You gotta pick up your act or pay the expense
- This shit you rap sounds like a piece of crap
- Your full of bullshit no one wants to see or hear
- You only say it to distract people from knowing your very queer
- If you don't understand my logic it's ok
- Because. I already know that you are secretly gay
- From the way that you try to play
- This game we are in this game it actually happens to be life
- And it's real so come back to reality and find the truth
- That this right here is going to be more famous than that one Jew
- Oh yah his name is Jesus