Battles Varashnu vs Lazy_C
RULES
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I'm not Abel but I'm slaying 'caine, stable but insane
- And under the table telling fables to people's piss stains
- Trying to explain my weight gain to blue eyed angels
- And devils who disdain of my addiction to bagels
- Levels of labels resembling ladles of facials aimed my way
- Pedal to metal, potentially mental but I'm not gay
- Swerving round corners, trunk full of your daughters, doctor ordered
- Crossing the border, selling your sons to NAMBLA supporters
- Kept up this disorder 'til I lost my fucking visa
- For dropping verses that burn hotter than Miley Cyrus' urethra
- When I stick it with a poker, choke her out and then I soak her
- Lifeless body in some acid mixed with spit and Coca Cola
- People just assume I'm joking when I tell them I'm adept
- With pen and paper, throw some words down that just seem to connect
- And cause offense like the McCanns being suspected of neglect
- When last I checked they drugged their daughter then went dancing while she slept
DEFENDER'S RAP
- im bout to go against a nigga
- and his name so fucked up
- when people ask for the best
- hes always the last to turn up
- been pussy whipped from day one
- and he still aint got some
- i decided to go up against
- this nigga i aint even heard of
- way too scared to put up a pic
- cause his face his messed up
- im about to tourture this nigga
- come and try ma rocket launcher
- put you outta your misery
- call your fucking story
- the tale of the dumb one