Battles deeball vs keeganthekhan
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- my intentions in this battle are dubious/
- make ya lyrics go missing like a gotti witness/
- see homie ill run through fire, swim through ice to win/
- i think your flows soft like a ninety year olds erection/
- don't panic now I see ya looking up at the heavens/
- I roll the dice in this bitch but keep hitten sevens/
- you need heart and a bit of skill if you plan to thrill/
- my plan to Succeed is to use my powers of sure will/
- there's no tricks up my sleeve ain't hiding any aces/
- so why come in here with verses that's wasting spaces/
- so just start walking stop talking your beef isn't with me/
- honesty being lyrically bland is your enemy/
- been to Heaven tasted Hell bid many friends farewell/
- but nothing could prepare me how shitty your raps smell/
- I truly am your boogey man but ya moms calls me Tarzan/
- sometimes we mix it up i play the part of the Handyman/
- do me a favor ya see her tell her to get with the program/
- mow the downstairs starting to look like the guy from anchorman/
- I'm living proof that misery comes in different forms/
- your living proof that they keep promoting safe Intercourse/
- i Stand on my own two feet ill never kneel for no man/
- god dam your spiting is so shit I'm begging for a bedpan/
- so i'll help ya once to come up if ya hit more roadblocks/
- make a sign get a tin cup in caps write yo 5 bucks i'll suck cocks/
- a bit Unorthodox ya i know but hell i think my plans sound/
- whoa whoa homie why ya trying to thank me with a reach around/
DEFENDER'S RAP
- So you wanna blind date let me see you lie straight
- I'll bend you like Beckham you rugby ball mate
- Keep your heart rate don't criticize your bad fate
- The Great Khan is in the building Elvis hit the concrete
- So I , conquer your whole 3 dimension
- Will, blow your house down in a second
- Kill, you like the three little piggies
- You, will start screaming Keegan just stop
- Tonight, somebodys gonna see the light
- Somebody gonna cry to not lose in this night
- So you better Pack your words pack your artillery
- pack your ammo Grab your gun, scream Geronimo
- Fast your belt, this is gonna be like an car accident
- the popping pillows are not gonna save the incident
- Me awake at this time your retirement is a coincidence
- Don't grab the mic again your talent is insignificance