CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Turntables caught fire when I spat my first verse
• I'm an introvert with badly disturbed nerves
• Sometimes my words burst forth like I had Tourette's curse
• I'm mad enough to eat nails who wants to get served first
• Even syrup of Versed couldn't conceal my overt thirst
• I spit fire like Cerberus from the hell's third circle
• And burn a greedy rapper's back till he's thrown on the back burner
• Stomp on his ribs and leave him with a fractured sternum
• Bite all his rhymes when I break into his dome like a church burglar
• Shoot him in the dick and feed his jimmy to earthworms
• With the sharp mind of mine I incise like a neurosurgeon
• In the battle of brains like a starving zombie I lurch forward
• Take my word for it I searched for crazier but haven't heard worse
• My large girth is a handicap because it just hurts girls
• I lure them with my dandy rap and absurd flirts
• Vegans got me thinking that masturbation is a murder
• Now PornHub went bankrupt and had to sell their whole server
• I'll put you in a wheelchair and roast your ass to make a veggie burger
• Get ill and sick with this verse like I drank purpler
• Then attempt to drown myself to death in a life preserver
• Capture it on camera to make the next tearjerker
• Make money by dissing people just to piss off the collar workers