Battles LoneMan vs Web_Alternate
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Yo I know you don't battle no more, but this ain't no battle Just story telling Write a fictional story: bout a fine teacher named Miss Dawn
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Battle on March 15 2017
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Yo Miss Dawn was my teach she had some nice butt cheeks
- When she turns her back I wanted to stick out my meat
- Bitch I got some big feet 13 Inch monsters
- Along with a big dick It shows through my boxers
- What? you bout to get engaged yo I'm enraged
- By some bald guy 5'8 named Dave
- A Dave I know you don't crave cause you look at me
- Like you want me every time you walk crookedly
- Lets face It, David can't provide the sensation
- And Ignoring me cause I'm your temptation
- What! you wanna do the deed I don't disagree
- That tiny ass nigga you with will not agree
- See even when he got a degree he still silly
- Get him a degree at Mcdonalds he looks mini
- And while he at work serving some happy meals
- I'm In y'all's bed serving ya this adult size meal
- And when he get home and y'all try to have sex
- He's gonna look Inside of ya and find a big mess
- It spells Lone Wolf fucked your soon to be wife
- I know life Is cruel so here's a fake knife
- Apparently ya wife didn't love you enough to say no
- Well she was on to me all I gotta say bro
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Miss Dawn would tell me everyday to stay after class
- She told me secretly to slap and grab her ass
- I didn't know what to do so I went and slapped her ass
- We would do It In the closet where she stashed her trash
- Then when we finished I leave the room with Interest
- To do It again I'm twisted trying to resist It
- But can't I'm to the limit said I was the biggest
- Feel sorry for ya soon husband all small and diminished
- So the next day I decided "Miss D we need to talk
- After school lets go walking cause we need to walk"
- "I know you like me and the D I provide
- But why try me when your husband could provide"
- "Well Web Fang to tell you the hard truth
- I don't fuck guys with just a hard 2"
- What? "Your saying he's a bite size and he like cries
- I thought you liked guy" "O no he's not the right size
- "Then why are you marrying him now he's gonna kill you
- Yo he's coming In RIGHT NOW! "O Fang I feel you
- "WTF! "Miss Dawn leave the room he's got a knife with arms to
- "Sorry Ladies and Gentlemen gotta wait for part 2/