CHALLENGER'S RAP

• think fast, switch fast, quick fast, quick as
• Immigrants say, "No habla ingles", at border-patrol fences
• Messin' with Legends is senseless
• Divide my senses by six and you'll end up with triple sixes
• And triple the digits mean triple the spirits
• My light body to the third power will triple my lyrics
• I'm triple the threat, I'm triple my physical flesh
• I'm telling you, put your money on me, then triple your bet
• ‘Cause I won't be satisfied 'til I'm set
• 'Til I got a triplex out in Tribeca with the skyline effect
• Rhyming is the nine-to-five that I manipulate best
• Eight hours of writing and memorizing a manuscript
• Called "The Biography of Canibus," subtitled "The Ultimate Guide for Teaching Modern Man How to Spit"
• How to tongue-twist, how to enunciate certain shit
• How to control your breath, how to make your syllables spit
• Y'all niggas ain't listen to Bis, I kill ‘em with shit
• I'm wicked with this, I should be selling tickets to this
• Paparazzi should probably be taking pictures of this
• My fans in the street with signs tryin' to picket for this
• Saying, "We want ‘Bis! We want ‘Bis!
• We want the rapper with the illest lyrics!"
• My dedication and my commitment's beginning-less
• I can go four quarters or nine innings for this
• Go twelve rounds, play two days of cricket for this
• Lead crusades across Europe, like the Christians for this
• The notion I'm dedicated is an understatement
• My rhymes are out of this world like the Russian space-station
• Sneak-attack rappers, grab 'em and slash 'em
• Chop their heads off with claws sharper than velociraptors
• Hunt 'em, like Jurassic Park actors
• But spare Samuel Jackson's life
• ‘Cause he was the only black one
• Action-packed like Shaft, the black assassin
• Blastin' the .753 backwards Magnum
• Follow me down the road to Damascus
• Do not follow these madmen, poppin' ecstasy pills like aspirin
• I and I come fe manifest the most high
• Drink a gallon of cyanide and still cannot die
• Niggas want to lock the ‘Chronicles of Canibus' away forever
• And put my book of rhymes through a shredder
• Never, I'm way too clever the way I manoeuvre
• Beat your ass, like Lennox Lewis did to David Tua
• In front of a hundred-million pay-per-viewers
• Your career is ruined
• Your face will be swollen, like the Benihana Buddha
• Bring it to ya, prove you're a loser
• Beyond the length of this rhyme you have no future
• Pounce upon you, like a puma or some wild cougars
• In the jungle with my adrenaline juices flowing through 'em
• I'ma reprogram everything that you're doin'
• Hypnotize the audience you perform in front of to start booin'
• You're stupid, you and your whole crew are extremely foolish
• I can't cipher with you, ‘cause your breath is too putrid
• Put your mic down and step away from it!
• Shut your motherfucking mouth and don't say nothin'!
• You have the right to remain silent
• Sentenced to life on Rikers Island for terrible freestylin'