CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Some might say "Banana Brain, you're the apple of my eye",
• But I'm more original in my rap battling reply,
• Gimme near sixty lines for my legendary rebuttal,
• You went exploring RapPad, cunt, welcome to the jungle,
• You're so formulaic, like an P S X button basher,
• Clearly never rapped before, you're inspired by PaRappa,
• Make me more angry than Lou Reed makes gay Canadians,
• Your rhymes are unoriginal and shit, sit down son!
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• P K your career like I'm Katsuyori Shibata,
• Your songs are much cheesier than Occidentali's Karma,
• Bitches call me Tekken, cause I'm a prodigy with fingers,
• But your times with girls are limited to Careless Whisper,
• Boy Better Know better know I'm fresh on the RapPad scene,
• Stormzy, Skepta and Jimmy Savile ain't got shit on me,
• Don't know why I bother with ya, when I bankroll money,
• I'm a legendary female just like Professor Juice,
• This raps gonna get me done for emotional abuse.
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• You got the same sex skills as a low-functioning Aspie,
• Why you begun your jaunt onto RapPad is so past me,
• Call me Um Jammer Lammy cause I'm motherfuckin' rare,
• You say nothing meaningful, you're just so full of hot air,
• You think you're a bad boy, but you are really soft as shit,
• I rap so fucking well because I know sardonic wit,
• Sit your fat ass down because you're nothing but a bender,
• Don't you realise you just got served by a transgender?