CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Sweet hungry child, why must yous watch me crak one off?
• alas me scrotum itches.
• can yous chek dat child wistfully wastin iz dreams?
• yous found me passion.
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• bop-it.
• shake-it.
• pull-it.
• pass-it.
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• but don't turn-it on.
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• take me gratuitous hand in ya tiny mouf.
• delicious tongue, yous as teased me again.
• I couldn't conceive da dream so wet;
• ya bongos make me congo.
• please ask me secretary about nudes an' bongos.
• (bangin on bongos)
• alone again, but not fe long.
• whun da bass drops me panties follow.
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• christ felt betrayed dig soddun bread.
• perish from lak hof jumanji,
• robbin' graves makes two quillion tears.
• amba waves chek ya ha bit lata on in da bedroom
• while jimmy comes undone.
• foreva findin iz coitus soulmate,
• aka jimmy neutron.
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• popcorn stinks cummy to me scummy batty geeza.
• circus animals trained wiv whip makes
• jimmy breaks bog help!
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• chek daddy, please.
• daddy neva came bak,
• but e came ard, dis muthafuka!
• on jays hat last, though urine still haunts me undies.
• I discovered more daddies poundin jimmy.
• please stop, daddy!
• turf o'lakes iz me lubricashun whun sadness
• takes bak crackin one off.
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• wait, there's some batty geeza ova yonda,
• why can't amba spitz undone?
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• finally I iz complete,
• but not until daddy returns.
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• Is it coz I is black?