Battles Dustinsane vs cuntface
RULES
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- King of checkers, do research on my ancestors.
- Give myself pleasure, whenever game updates take forever.
- Wear a wool hand made sweater.
- I even remember World of Warcraft member get togethers.
- Treat my PC like a treasure, have movie posters of whatever.
- My plaid shirts always look fresher, I measure the size of my dresser.
- Clean my glasses every hour, my showers are on low power.
- Can take apart anything and repair it perfectly.
- I have a Darth Vader statue in my room, literally.
- Memorized every country population, play Halo during my vacation.
- Built my own gaming station, out of my imagination.
- I punch pillows out of frustration.
- Luke Skywalker is my motivation.
- Welcome to my nerd's paradise, find a surprise for every nerd.
- Here is nerd's paradise, home of gaming advice.
- Nerd's paradise.
- I collect figurines for every Marvel hero.
- Here is Spiderman, Iron Man, Thor, they are so hardcore.
- You'll find assorted socks in my drawer.
- Go ahead and explore, take a look at my science fair awards.
- You'll see wallpapers of zombie hordes.
- Look I have powder white legs under my shorts, I have pocket protectors for support.
- When I'm bored I take out my Dark Siders sword, I also have a colorful keyboard.
- I'm prepared for the apocalypse, want some tips?
- It'll be our own secret, I'm not an idiot. I've been treated.
- At Call of Duty I've never been defeated, people think I cheated.
- Maybe I'm a bit conceited, my hole comic book collection is completed.
- Memorize every byte, on Sundays I fly kites, I'm afraid of heights.
- My Destiny club is like a tribe, we have our own language.
- I manage to do damage like a savage.
- My gaming skills have a lot of baggage, it has come prepackaged.
- My pockets are full of bandages, never do cannabis.
- Always bringing my compass conscious of things that are poisonous.
- King of the Nerds has nothing on me, I'm the legend at,
- Nerd's paradise, find a surprise for every nerd.
- Here is nerd's paradise, home of gaming advice.
- Welcome to my nerd's paradise, everyone here is nice.
- Nerd's paradise.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- When the niggers drop, the feeling just hit ya
- WhiteTopia's here, check the bigger picture
- Either you're white, or I'm against ya
- Niggers? I dent ya
- Back across the border I sent ya
- Talking to the nigga lyncher
- Blacks and the lame kikes get a flame night
- Spell our name right, *Triple*, Triple-K we be
- Knock your lights out, price down, me and Benny G yo
- Getting head from your mom, she blow
- Kill a coon with a Beretta
- Nobody do it better
- Going back to KKKali, quickly, grab the leather
- BLM is gonna weep, 'cause you see
- Kill 3 nasties, niggers gettin' offed
- All up in the hood, nothing good lost
- Got me mixed up, I shot this bitch up
- Mad 'cause I shot her get-up
- And her protest, so test me and die
- I'ma spell my name one more time
- It's the M-O, O-N, M-A, N
- Nigga, I am, not your, friend
- Recognize a klansman in your mansion
- My gun goes loose in a house of coons
- Hook: Moon Man
- I'm going going, back back, to KKKali, KKKali (KKK!)
- I'm going going, back back, to KKKali, KKKali
- KKK, KKK, KKK, KKK
- Verse 2: Ben Garrison
- Past midnight, about half past one
- I grab my rifle, let's have some fun
- Dropping all the minorities under the sun
- Riding 'round KKKali, blasting niggers with my gun
- Verse 3: Moon Man
- Niggers are worthless, if you like them you are shunned
- Cook the brownies, excuse my pun
- Verse 4: Ben Garrison
- If the race war started, we would have won
- The niggers and the kikes would all be done
- Verse 5: Moon Man, Ben Garrison
- Use your brain, we'll splatter their's
- Once they're dead, throw your hands in the air
- And party like there's no tomorrow, fuck niggers
- Relax, and sip your liquor
- Hook: Moon Man, Ben Garrison
- I'm going going, back back, to KKKali, KKKali
- I'm going going, back back, to KKKali, KKKali