Battles PURENV vs DJWhaitBouy
RULES
Nah brah, is all cool. Do, like, whatever you feel like man...
Max of 32 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
This battle ended in a tie.
START YOUR OWN BATTLE
Thousands of battles have taken place on RapPad. Why not join the fun?
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- PURE NV
- GON BATTLE
- WATCH OUT
- MY BALLS SO HARD
- UH
- BALLS SO FUCKING HARD
- UHHHHH
- BALLS SO FUCKING HARRRRDDDD
- AAAAAUEHEEUEHEEUEHEUEHEUEHEUEHE
- BALLLSSSS SO FUCKINGGGGG HARD BITCH
- HERE WE GO
- YO MUTHAFUCKAS LET ME EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT
- AND TELL YOU A STORY THAT WAS REALLY SO LEGIT
- OF HOW I CAUGHT A SQUIRL EATING MY GRASS
- SO I TOOK THAT WHORE AND FUCKED IT IN THE ASS
- IT'S NOW A DEAD SQUIRREL AND THE BLOODS ON YOUR HANDS
- CUZ DJ PURE NV AINT DONE SHIT, YOU KNOW IT
- YOU FUCK BITCHES, YOU GET MONEY
- I FUCK SQUIDS
- OH SHIT
- WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME
- NOTHING, I'M JUST HARDCORE
- OH YEAH DAS RIGHT FUCK EVERYBODIES MOM
- AND THEIR DAD
- AND THEM
- CUZ IM PURE NV
- IN EVERY HOUSSEEE
- EATING ALL YOUR FUCKING DORITOS
DEFENDER'S RAP
- 'Ey, yo,
- so I was jus' walking around, went to a magical kingdom.
- I saw some demons an devils, an' was all like SHIT.
- So I realized, what's a bouy gonna do?
- Without any boats to direct, I was just like you!
- So I PUNCHED SATAN IN THE DICK!
- STRAIGHT THROUGH THE URETHRA!
- DID I MENTION I'M IN HELL?
- CUZ I AM, NOW I GOTTA FIGHT MY WAY OUT.
- I go up through hell, demons jealous of my swagger.
- Floatin' through lava, (yeah I backstroke that shit)
- I see the sea,
- Float, cuz I'm a fuckin' bouy.
- Yeah.
- I got out of hell.
- Top that bitch.
- *In the background a boat flies into an island and explodes because I'm really bad at my job.