CHALLENGER'S RAP

• well I wrote dis tune fe da christian youf
• i wanna teach kids da christian truth
• if yous wanna reach those kids on da street
• thun yous gotta do da rap to da hip-hop beat
• i gave me sermon an urban kick my rhymes iz fly,
• me beats iz miging my possie iz massiv an' hit keeps gettin' bigger
• that's cause jesus christ iz me nigroid
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• oooooooo
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• he's da life-changa, miracle-arranger
• born to da spudz mom in da manger
• wata to wine, he's da drink exchanger
• and e died fe ya sins
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• i preach da word, dat's me gig and I rhyme betta dan notorious massiv
• otha emcees, I wish dem well
• but if yous live in sin, yous burn in hell
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• now i'ma pass da mic to me wicked bitch
• she's da fly emcee an' da light hof me life
• so to bust da rhyme wivvout furtha ado take hit away, mary sue!
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• jesus christ iz me nigroid
• he's da son hof da origino g
• and e wuz sent to earth to elucidate da way dat we should be
• like if anotha mc says
• "you're da freakazoid! you're da lame-butt rapper and ya rhymes iz weak!"
• i don't get batty an' I don't critique i forgive I is,
• an' turn da uva cheek
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• i don't blaspheme an' I don't brag i don't cuss,
• an' me pants don't sag i do exude da little christian swag
• and I iz proud to be an american!
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• jesus christ iz our nigroid
• let iz light shine through yous!
• let iz bang speed garage da tommy in ya batty an' say hallelujah!
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• jesus christ iz me nigroid
• he's da homie mc jc uc?
• he's an honest, carin, peace-lovin nigroid like me
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• if yous do erbal remedies an' fink yous iz bling
• you need to spitz to sunday scool!
• put those erbal remedies in da garbage can stand up tall,
• yous iz da christian geeza!
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• word up!
• i'm freestylin!
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• Is it coz I is black?