CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Life iz dig da cabbage: sometimes hit iz greun an' crunchy,
• sometimes old geeza stabs da aminal wiv da bora coz iz foot ball massiv lose again
• life iz dig da cabbage: sometimes hit iz greun an' round,
• an' sometimes mom wish yous wuz neva born
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• if yous throw da cabbage in da air
• e iz gonna alway spitz east side bak down to yous coz e iz lonely wivvout yous.
• if dere iz da smokun flames in ya yard
• make shizzle yous save all da cabbages before yous evun fink about findin ya children
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• a cabbage does not wear da watch but e always as bells fe yous
• instead hof drinkin coffee in da mornin try layin down wiv da cabbage on ya rank factory
• an' yous iz gonna be wide awake trust me
• if yous push da cabbage unda wata e iz gonna alway float bak up to da top coz e miss yous so much
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• a cabbage does not as ears but dat does not mean dat e iz immune to ya lies
• sometimes yous fink about da cabbage an' yous get so excited dat forget to go to sleep again
• sometimes yous don't dig ya life an' don't iz gona dig to be alive anymore
• but thun yous fink about cabbage an' nah dat everythin iz gonna be wicked
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• you can paint da cabbage greun but dat iz da waste hof paint coz e iz already greun yous poon
• if yous run hout hof pillows maybe try usin' da cabbage
• you can tell da cabbage has gone rank if e iz wearin da leatha jacket
• if yous iz sad put da cabbage in ya bak pak an' carry I is every where
• so hit feel dig yous as da bruv dat iz gona dig to spend bells wiv yous
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• a cabbage iz so fit but yous iz real mingin
• you can ask da cabbage fe financial advice but e iz gonna not say any tin coz e iz da cabbage
• you can put da cabbage on da hood hof ya auto.
• peeps iz gonna not unda stand wot yous iz doin but hat least yous iz doin some ting
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• if yous put plastic eyeballs on da cabbage an' take I is to da movies
• hit might feel dig yous as da bruv I don't dig me life
• dr. suess did not eva make da poem about cababge an' now e iz stiff
• a cabbage can not get up da duff reckon me I tried
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• you can put da cabbage in da nippa carriage amd take I is fe da walk
• an' peeps iz gonna say "who this" an' yous can say "he iz me cabbaby"
• if yous iz gona dig to trik ya parents put da cabbage on ya pillow hat night
• an' dey iz gonna fink yous iz sleepin but yous iz hactually crying