DEFENDER'S RAP

• Bro, you're just another stoner
• look like you just drank a corona
• Yeah I know that you aint a loner
• but y'all look like Shrek and Fiona
• when I look at yall i lose my boner
• when I'm done, you bout to be a goner
• You're the sick and I am the donor
• Took your girl home and I boned her
• threw her out and made the town stone her
• you gonna regret that you've known her
• Should've let you watch while I blown her
• North Korea is where I had flown her
• Also you suck