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- Brought a couple cats with me, Shit's about to get sticky
- I used to think drinking was a real disgrace
- Now I drink till' I can't feel my face
- Drink till' I can't feel the bass up in Magic Mike's truck
- Till' I'm like "what?" with my eyes shut
- See me in the S-Class with the fly slut
- While I see your ass with the messenger bag lockin' your bike up
- I strike up a conversation with the heroine
- Then shoot myself in the foot like using heroin
- Fuckin' with the three of us, you can never win
- Cause that was back then, now I stack heads
- Date Asian chicks only to attract dem'
- Cause every white chick I date likes my black friends
- When I'm 65 I might have a black benz
- Bark with the monocle, with the black lens
- Buy mad art and take part in wack trends
- In my midlife crisis with cash to spend
- Cats don’t even want it with my crew
- Don’t want this to escalate to somethin' deadly
- Because there’s just no one fucking with these devastating mc’s
- And since you don’t seem to understand
- He can tell you all about the mics that we rip
- I spark fights with the mic and leave the pops screaming shambles
- Fuck your mother doggystyle while I be grippin’ on her love handles
- I use a sample and make it unrecognizable
- My squad should fire you with a Mac-11 ignitable
- Piss on a bible while you pray to your god
- do a torn shalathon, get infinite head nods
- My insignia resembles that of rocket’s being launched
- Record the sound of your head exploding and put it in a song
- Dead you on the remix, making beats in the graveyard
- We off the hook, the mat, the meat rack, and the fuckin’ radar
- Stuck up hoes, how many times I gotta tell you right
- I’d rather fuck a fat bitch with big titties and cellulite
- Niggas are shook coming at me trying to act hard
- When I know you watch Star Trek in a Captain Picard leotard
- Numb you quick, smash your head into a jukebox
- Which in effect will put you in a studio with Big and Pac
- I’m no joke like Arsenio Hall’s stand-up
- In a title bout I’d still knock you out even in handcuffs
- This is the lingo for the next level niggas
- Who put hand grenades in teddy bears and give ‘em out at Christmas
- With precise accuracy destroy anatomies, I’m the nigga that gave that motherfuckin’ apple to Adam and Eve
- Y’all ain’t ready for the return of the hard shit
- Esoteric, Apathy, and Celph Titled with the rawness
- Now that the gods are older, we roll with whole squads of soldiers
- And an entourage of broads to massage our shoulders
- I only keep hoes to fold clothes and laundry
- Feed me and fan me with leaves from a palm tree
- Sitting on the throne like I’m Caesar from Rome
- They put my joints in their whips ‘til their speakers are blown
- When I speak, better let it seep deep in your dome
- I’m like God, turnin’ blasphemous people to stone
- Since the first chromosomes were created in sea foam
- I drag my human bones to a plush beach home
- When the serpent tried to trick me into copping his fruit
- I slipped that shit in Eve’s drink and started knockin’ her boots
- I’m like God, fuck mother Earth, started breakin’ atoms
- Sexually your weak, you’re freaks fakin’ orgasms, I’m electromagnetically charged
- A bolt of lightning explodes through the tip of my Bic pen when I’m writing
- The fire-starter, my esophagus burns your phosphorous
- Soft carcass, and causes your sarcophagus to burst in flames Cause when my verse is in range, the words hurt their brains
- Experts convertin' verses into virtual shots, You feel the force like paratroopers in vertical drops
- The Demigodz like a firing squad, with tech's shootin, With three clips to remix this public execution
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