Battles Tha_Spaceman vs Shade_Evil
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Tha_Spaceman won this battle!
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Battle on May 8 2017
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Man you think that you're savage, I just can't have it
- You've been wasting ink, i hope you ain't tatted
- Who done made you think that you could be rapping
- Guess the bar is low, now how did this happen
- GOD-DAMN, your verse had me cracking up
- No, not the words, just the fact that it's wack as fuck
- And people here think it's immaculate
- Call this abortion cause I just ain't having it
- I fake a laugh on some Jimmy Fallon shit
- I have less talent? Bitch you are talentless
- I spit a flow nonstop and move mountains and
- You try to rap, sound like someone's accountant, this
- shit is astounding, and you got some confidence
- I'm confiscating, I must put a stop to this
- Bullshit, no hating just doing my job and shit
- Teach you a lesson, give yo girl a lot of dick
- Quit rapping, you have too much fun with that
- I'll shit on anyone gassing you up on that
- Pussy, keep talking, we'll see you go running back
- Make people thing you a runningback
- Fuckin wack, You're nowhere near as good as I
- You write like you don't know where to put the rhyme
- You write like you just did a line and cram some nonsense in a line
- Like you ran out of time
- It's cool tho, the clocks tickin
- I just bought fifty acres, the plot thickens
- You look like a kid that'll go columbine
- All because you could never keep a thot in mind
- Dude I do this all the time, have you heard of virgin Mary
- How you think your verse is scary when you look like virgin Gary?
- Now you got a curse to carry, tha spaceman branded you
- Who else wants their ass handed to them, you can find me somewhere in NSanity like crash bandicoot
- Man I killed you so bad, you should sign up for Staywell
- And change your fuckin name to MC_Shade-L
DEFENDER'S RAP
- comin round my way all that shit to say/
- your lucky you survived/
- you just signed a deathwish you little bitch/
- send your ass to Costa Rica your moms lucky to see ya/
- cuz you'd go missing for sneak dissing/
- sayin I got no favors so I get a suit from the tailors/
- swearing worse than military sailors/
- the situation got hairy and I dont mean her bush/
- it might have been scary but barely happens rarely/
- start shit and I'll make you go banana's/
- so desperate you work at Montana's/
- i got homiez worldwide even Alabama/
- hand over the mic will ya can ya get outta my way/
- ive been havin a bad day so dont fuck with me/
- Piss me off and I'll go apeshit/
- movin round,sit still? can't!/
- even through a fire drill/
- being a rapper requires true skill from the mind/
- I can be nice helpin the blind/
- but i turn a blind eye to shady shit I do/
- "I dont know shit"/
- thats the only thing I'll say/
- considerin I wanna see another day/
- the worlds gone mad , 12yr olds talkin bout gettin pussy/
- dont talk shit or push me, my limits gettin close the lines thin/
- fuck off you'll end up dead in a garbage bin/
- call me a kingpin with the anger of a demon/
- these rollup the rims I'm redeemin'/
- in the back of my mind I'm schemin a plot/
- my eyes be left bloodshot, no sleep so I'm playin mobb deep/
- count sheep? didn't work/
- Outro:
- This shit makes y'all go banana's......