Battles  Tha_Spaceman vs Shade_Evil

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Battle on May 8 2017

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Man you think that you're savage, I just can't have it
  • You've been wasting ink, i hope you ain't tatted
  • Who done made you think that you could be rapping
  • Guess the bar is low, now how did this happen
  • GOD-DAMN, your verse had me cracking up
  • No, not the words, just the fact that it's wack as fuck
  • And people here think it's immaculate
  • Call this abortion cause I just ain't having it
  • I fake a laugh on some Jimmy Fallon shit
  • I have less talent? Bitch you are talentless
  • I spit a flow nonstop and move mountains and
  • You try to rap, sound like someone's accountant, this
  • shit is astounding, and you got some confidence
  • I'm confiscating, I must put a stop to this
  • Bullshit, no hating just doing my job and shit
  • Teach you a lesson, give yo girl a lot of dick
  • Quit rapping, you have too much fun with that
  • I'll shit on anyone gassing you up on that
  • Pussy, keep talking, we'll see you go running back
  • Make people thing you a runningback
  • Fuckin wack, You're nowhere near as good as I
  • You write like you don't know where to put the rhyme
  • You write like you just did a line and cram some nonsense in a line
  • Like you ran out of time
  • It's cool tho, the clocks tickin
  • I just bought fifty acres, the plot thickens
  • You look like a kid that'll go columbine
  • All because you could never keep a thot in mind
  • Dude I do this all the time, have you heard of virgin Mary
  • How you think your verse is scary when you look like virgin Gary?
  • Now you got a curse to carry, tha spaceman branded you
  • Who else wants their ass handed to them, you can find me somewhere in NSanity like crash bandicoot
  • Man I killed you so bad, you should sign up for Staywell
  • And change your fuckin name to MC_Shade-L

DEFENDER'S RAP

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  • comin round my way all that shit to say/
  • your lucky you survived/
  • you just signed a deathwish you little bitch/
  • send your ass to Costa Rica your moms lucky to see ya/
  • cuz you'd go missing for sneak dissing/
  • sayin I got no favors so I get a suit from the tailors/
  • swearing worse than military sailors/
  • the situation got hairy and I dont mean her bush/
  • it might have been scary but barely happens rarely/
  • start shit and I'll make you go banana's/
  • so desperate you work at Montana's/
  • i got homiez worldwide even Alabama/
  • hand over the mic will ya can ya get outta my way/
  • ive been havin a bad day so dont fuck with me/
  • Piss me off and I'll go apeshit/
  • movin round,sit still? can't!/
  • even through a fire drill/
  • being a rapper requires true skill from the mind/
  • I can be nice helpin the blind/
  • but i turn a blind eye to shady shit I do/
  • "I dont know shit"/
  • thats the only thing I'll say/
  • considerin I wanna see another day/
  • the worlds gone mad , 12yr olds talkin bout gettin pussy/
  • dont talk shit or push me, my limits gettin close the lines thin/
  • fuck off you'll end up dead in a garbage bin/
  • call me a kingpin with the anger of a demon/
  • these rollup the rims I'm redeemin'/
  • in the back of my mind I'm schemin a plot/
  • my eyes be left bloodshot, no sleep so I'm playin mobb deep/
  • count sheep? didn't work/
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  • Outro:
  • This shit makes y'all go banana's......

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