DEFENDER'S RAP

• Wow, this ain't a battle, it's a challenge
• You say no cursing... well... I'll try but I don't know if I can promise
• If I can ever guess your blind rap then I would say it smells like fish
• You don't even have a proper username
• No one will remember user255180772
• You have to have a good memory to remember all that
• Write it down and read it back
• I bet you write so f***king sh*t that even the worst rapper could write better than you
• I try to write fast when responding to a battle so that one else can take the place
• I'll built a rocket and send you ass to space
• Before you say anything, ass ain't swearing
• It's another name for a donkey so it ain't cursing
• I'll give you a curse... worse than a ghost stealing an old lady's purse
• Steal a bus and run miles down the road acting like Yoda you must
• Ha... I'm hillarious... so funny like I'm a comedian
• I'll make you lose your mind and just be sure to keep writing