CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Milk mustache and a bloody nose
• Chips Ahoy, vanilla cola, sipping syrup slow
• The centerfold sitting on the couch should say it all
• Shouting all her sorrows in a pillowcase from Senegal
• Sentimental beauties acting bad
• By the age of twenty two I'll be a loser or a dad
• Flight back from Japan, Jiro sushi in a bag
• Couldn't buy her Louboutin, the boots leave bruises on her calf
• Jewish getting married in the church of St. Sebastian
• Burning through the money but the friends are everlasting
• Feeling like a pastor on the road back from Damascus
• Grind a lemon to the blunt so that the smoke'll smell fantastic
• As a rapper I'm a wunderkind, a synesthete
• Fill a page with syllables, I couldn't tell you what they mean
• Catch me out in Barcelona, reading Chomsky, feeling lean
• I want to hit the beach, she wants the Spanish Civil War museum
• Split the difference, couldn't fit the new Picasso in the limousine
• We drinking alcohol amounts to kerosene
• Offer ecstasy to pretty strangers next to me
• A dip'll make you epileptic and more interesting
• I think Veronica is in the corner shivering
• Shouting, coked-out, over the music -- Sam Kinison
• Wall vermillion, if she stays the night she gets a satin robe
• The simple things in life were getting pretty old
• I dress in pastel colors selling fishscale
• Gorgeous red hair, looking for the fish tail
• Fill a glass, discussing universal healthcare
• None of us would ever make it through the Red Scare
• I fly a tailor and a private chef from Sicily
• Making love to a professor of Divinity
• Look a Kennedy -- private sailboat with the amenities
• Coast of Martha's Vineyard drinking Hennessy