DEFENDER'S RAP

• You made this too easy , did you actually just rhyme "faggot" with "faggot"?
• Maybe you just couldn't figure out how to spell the word maggot,
• Assuming this since half your rhyme was dyslexic obviously not a perfection addict
• you'd be the perfect target like you're a magnet to what's under this jacket
• It would through you in a casket, but stick around I still haven't beat your ass-yet,
• I'm gonna school you and treat you like a class-pet, make fun of you from my home, I'm Bob Saget,
• My bars are the lesson of the day I am the teacher,
• I shove this message in your throat like a choir boy I'm a preacher,
• Don't try touching these bars without oven mitts,
• I do my own stunts, Chris Farley without the tits,
• Didn't want to sound like a grammar Nazi
• But seeing this challenge was a Yahtzee
• If you get upset blame the public school curricular not me
• Your mom has me feeling like a mother fucking quarterback,
• I don't need to toss my balls she's too quick on my sac
• Enough joking around young padawan
• I've blown up your death star your ego should be gone,
• Next time we can work on your puns and vocab for rap,
• Remember kids stay in school, if you drop out it's star wars,
• It's a Trap.