DEFENDER'S RAP

• I always knew I’d have to come back eventually,
• You know, defend my reputation or just show off again -- it was meant to be.
• But I guess I always thought that it’d have a little more fanfare.
• A worthy opponent, some time to prepare,
• A banner announcing the return of the heir!
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• Instead, I get EGOTISM (that’s in all caps . . . because it’s edgy.
• I don’t have a bar here, I just want to make sure you know how edgy he is.)
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• He wanted me to give him 62 bars in a battle
• After he showed up hasstlin’ me for votes,
• And got fragile when I told him no.
• I guess I’m just an asshole ‘cause I bothered to answer him at all,
• And even gave him tips so when he asks for help in the future, he won’t give you all cancer of the balls.
• So he called me out, talked about how much better he is than me,
• Then tried to tell me I couldn’t record in the battle, because of how much better he is than me.
• Said I hadn’t lost in two years because of how much better he is than me.
• And that the plays I get mean shit . . . because of how much better he is than me.
• You might see a trend there. I guess I really don’t stand a chance,
• Those bodies I buried musta been plants in a trance,
• And the title I carried made me a champion of ants,
• I always wondered what it’d be like to walk among greatness,
• Always thought it’d be humbling, seems a lot more like fake shit.
• Maybe that’s because I just outrapped you and your lame shit,
• And you’re so scared to touch a mic, that you’re always going to be nameless.
• So Egotism?
• Let me tell you what your ego isn’t:
• Representative of your skill, in any way shape or form,
• A bypass for human decency that excuses you from social norms,
• A reason to believe that you’re anything more than a cum stain your dad shoulda left on the floor,
• Right there next to the door, after sex with the whore you call your mom.
• That might have been a little far. But somebody had to do it.
• Too bad it took a Ferrari just to end a fucking Buick.
• Now I suggest you go back home, try to forget you were executed,
• And keep your mouth shut around me from now on like you were muted.
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• Oh yeah, and for the fifth time today: fuck off.