DEFENDER'S RAP

• What insurance does Lighting McQueen get life or auto
• If u delete a picture tell me where does the shit go
• They say that Cinderella shoe is a perfect fit but it fell off
• Now who shuts the door for the bus driver when he gets off
• Barbie didnt want to marry Huckleberry cuz she didnt wanna be a dolphin
• Dracula went to the doctor for an illness cuz the fucker was coffin
• Witnessed 2 right handed people kill each other I wounder who is left
• If I commit suicide am I acting in self defense cuz im killing the person who is killing myself
• I wonder if Martin Luther king ever had a nightmare
• Would they still be called care Bears if they don't care
• Is a hot pocket still a hot pocket when its frozen
• Can a teacher give homework to the homeless
• If Spongebob is the main character why is Patrick the star
• If you spell race car backwards it still spells race car
• So like glue sticks to shit but not to the dam bottle
• Would a car have windows if it was made by Apple