Battles Maverick vs SAMSTER
RULES
No rules, no fucking cursing.
Max of 22 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- You're rusty dermal shaded, you've got a brown nose so I'll make you my butler service in enslavement
- That bar was one-third (1/3) racist.
- You live at the bottom of the country/cunt-tree so urination/your-an-asian. Pause.
- The Jewel in the Crown... LIKE YOU'RE FUCKING PEARLY PATED
- Here's a funny personal statement I found by rummaging on terminal pages:
- Samreet Jatt goes to Manav public schools, but see here, this is nothing learnable or graded
- You're flunking to earn my admiration, I'm jumping hurdles relayin' with Oz combusting the world in vanquish
- I succeed further in greatness while you noobs be running turtle races, sayin' y'all too busy to write?
- Are you sluggishly in a furlough vacation? I can body 5+ guys in one week and STILL be muscling early in granges.
- You're sucking and gurgling anus while I'm out here chugging Bourbon ale-mix hunting squirrels, quails, and mudding in rural places
- With galoshes busting kernel casings on sunny vernal days and, shoveling worms for anglin'
- And if you honestly think you can defeat me, that's cuter than fluffy gerbil faces
- My craft is sicker than upchucking in vertigo ailments, yours is grosser than chubby girls in braces
- Loving this work like a nerd in fixation, that's why it's cunning... I deserve some praisin'
- I'm the backbone of the battle section and I doubt you'll be crushing vertebraes kid.
- Wanna bite this swag? Munching my words is tasteless, the homies will notify me of the fuckery in vertibatum
- I'll be coming for your nape 'til your throat is covered with bloody internal abrasions
- It sounds like you're tonguing a certain language when you're mumbling in verbal defecation.
- I'm on a roll like a tumbling whirl rotation, coming vertically, straight up summiting to the first placement
- You act spunky on this virtual creation, but if we went on some URL shit you'd be a chicken clucking with no courage... Hilarious
- I'd drop my last punchline and shove you 'to a dirt bank, call me a filthy money burgla' gangsta'
DEFENDER'S RAP
- More ya set the rules ya prove to be limited
- Killin' 8 persons now it's ya turn to be cremated.
- I ain't famous still everyone fames us
- Freedom in ma hands, no one tames us.
- Uploadin' these wacks, this place ya make muss.
- Nobody's listenin' ya "Meeaaooww", so shut up Mr. Puss
- Ya can never puncture coz I m Panzar,
- Ya can never cure ma diss, coz its cancer.
- I give ya 440 volt shock, like I m fencer
- I m enjoyin' this battle, like I m disco dancer.
- Those who ever doubted me, now showin' white flag.
- Tryna keep industry clean, I m removing this slag
- Ya always take chances that's only thing ya grab
- Grammy is the next award, which I m gonna bag.
- As soon ya read ma shit, ya turned purple.
- Votes comin' in for me and ya hid like turtle.
- Never thinkin' so hard like I m 'bout to burgle.
- Just 20 - line attack, and ya started to gurgle.
- This rap battle was drastic.
- Ma shit's load made ya spastic.