DEFENDER'S RAP

• yo swoze why no cussin its not like you really would have to feel the cuncussion
• ill slaughter any one bold enough to just rush in its a brunchin for someone whos disgustin'
• who would have thought that this dude im battlin prefers the company and touch of just men
• aww im sorry did i give it away to soon thats ok cause your gay and i love poon
• go masturbate to the animal planet while watchin a segment about baboons
• cause battling me thats a bad move and ill detonate and go KABOOM!!!
• knock you into the next room thats the noise of a well timed tune yup not too soon
• but im done watching birds i hate these loons id rather walk home naked to watch cartoons
• thats only if i can make it until this nap time tombs i can only presume its not the right move
• ill make ya girl show me her boobs and loosen her front tooth and thats just how i say how do ya do
• so just give up i said you lose dont make me have to follow you and handle your friends too
• just stop squakin and waddling too im a lil busy right now im fixing a bottle for you
• my kids are awesomeyou know they rule you look like you were raised by a pack of wolves and drool
• give me a minute to actually come too paying attention is something i do do
• like murdering vaginas like how im doing you too man you are through
• you should just leave and throw your raps away too cause i say boo to you
• its no surprise that you suck dude man its been such a great hollaballoo
• id hate to end it but i have to too so now they get to choose who wins and who's gonna lose