Battles Selfconstructive vs Pseudo
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Selfconstructive won this battle!
3 ROUNDS
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Battle on September 15 2016 and Battle on January 29 2017
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Battle ring
- You had an ass of time to write a rap that's fine
- But you lack a spine now your ass is mines
- You is trash in line with the other fags that's trying
- Now welcome to the back you got dragged behind
- You sad is hell matter as well lay flat and prepare to go fast to hell
- your mad to dare to go up against a man that tears
- you in half of pairs
- You can fast a prayer but it'll be the last to tell
- grab a chair
- Lad you dare enter the masters lair
- your face will have the agony of your lasting scare
- You should've never trusted pushing the start button
- Better start hustling
- you touching a heart crusher
- Parts gushing out your large stomach
- it's a hundred of raw cluster
- for far too long you walked under the dark dungeon to start something
- you can't finish get bit drinking a glass with ants in it
- the pants you have on path is toward the fate of your last image
- your half of raps diminished finished and ended
- Now it's time to win this this not a game this is scrimmage
- your quickened to quit it with quickness
- My gift is to get to your limits
- If your broke then you just a pendant which nobody fixes
- You have no women then your mission is get to the bitches
- The one with dicks the reason they bitches cus snitches get stitches
- Going to another gear shift like this is a stick shift
- put it in drive for the eyes of the haters who listen
- Pest you gay best to stay away from the desk you take time
- to request or make rhymes cus they sounding like yesterday everything you say waste time
- I'm insane at this maybe it's the way that I'm making hits
- to your face with fist call it my greatest hits
- then knock you out with the latest then lay you out like potato chips
- we will see who's best at baking when we laying them in
- The rapping king giving you an ass wupping and thats facts
- Push you mush your face through a fax machine and that's fax
- Throw a bag of quarters at your ass in the battle ring and that's tax
- I'm higher than you I'm walking on Saturn's rings and that's a rap
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Caralho tu motherfucker bitch ay
- lick on la leche, and suck on me teetay
- puto el burro el pendejo
- le dispara en la cabeza en la Mexico
- translate that spit and see what you get
- motherfucker you're like what, 12? man shit
- Spanish isn't in your dictionary yet, yo man I'm sorry
- the only thing you do is sit and play Diego's Safari
- cuz you watch Dora and try to jack off on her face
- but you can't cuz shes not real, bitch I put you in ur place
- esta puta es una locura, qué diablos
- don't fuck with the W.M.W., porque ellos san altos
- if you race lyrics I stop you in your tracks, homes
- Yo rap más rápido de lo que usted, mucho guapo
- So fuckin' Brazilian I put you on a Taco
- if you ever went platinum, it'd be less than luck
- it just means one million people are stupid as fuck