DEFENDER'S RAP

• Haha, so this is meant to be a rap?
• Don't mean to snap, but daaaayum that shit's whack,
• I mean shit, do you really even give a single crap?
• Or is this actually, one of them sneaky lil' traps,
• Where you'll get all gassed, Come back with a dope track,
• Well either that, or you'll be left - To suck on my nutsack.
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• But I digress, from the point at hand, which is that you should stop,
• Mentioning my mama boy, unless you wanna drop
• Right down, the ratings ladder, Man you sure ain't hot
• Don't make me pop the top, This is your one last shot
• Bets attempt to stop the flop, else I'll drink ya like a Yop ;)
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• So ok granted, my shit ain't all that lit,
• But realistically, did I even need to spit?
• Nah mate, unless this was deliber-ite
• In which case, might be so Ill,
• That you'd make me need to vomit.
• Also, there was no time, to pick a good target ;)