Battles  Notebook vs Pseudo

RULES

Make no sense, use as little lyrical power as possible

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • You are dumb
  • I am smart
  • You are stupid
  • We re words apart
  • Kill yourself
  • And die in a grave
  • I am courageous
  • Elite, and brave
  • You are winter
  • I am heat
  • You are cold
  • You have been beat
  • You have a bad case of mesothelioma
  • You are better off in a coma
  • You have chronic diabetes
  • I play with your moms titties
  • Here's an answer
  • To your question
  • You have cancer
  • This is the end of the session
  • Digest these words
  • Or face indigestion
  • This is the most Korean
  • You can see me down in the caribbean
  • I'm indo-european
  • Syke! i'm asian-european
  • Country, call me tennessean
  • I am a homosapien
  • So i guess we disagree than?
  • Than who gets the ramen noodles

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • I will beat ya till you go mad running around screaming
  • because I'm more wicked than a fuckin' caged demon
  • I take a couple parts from both Khan and Eminem
  • I'm a mongol to all these motherfuckers I offend
  • commend your superior is what people recommend
  • becoming the star to every concert I attend
  • doesn't matter if the artist is even in the rap genre
  • Not on any list, I don't even get a comma
  • there aren't any people who can even compare to me
  • you bitches actin' timid, and I'm here gregariously
  • overstayed my welcome, now you bitches share your shit with me
  • you faggots are on a sand dune, I'm on Mount Everest
  • It's ok to be high and mighty if you're as good as Malevolence
  • but sadly enough, I'm the only one sittin' here
  • a wicked rhymer and a lyricist spittin' sheer
  • truth in the booth every time I pick up a mic
  • Rippin' you so bad, you assumed that I was Cloud Strife
  • when I rap, gravity shifts; creating an eclipse
  • if you see me on the list, don't challenge, I insist
  • battle rapping me makes careers cease to exist
  • regroup from this loss, go ahead, express your sorrow
  • because I'll be back to fuck you up again tomorrow

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