Battles Ridal vs XcessiveMenace
RULES
Use your cypher! LOSER!:P
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
XcessiveMenace won this battle!
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Battle on May 22 2014 and Battle on May 29 2014
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- So who's left, Lady Gaga? Mess with the Bieber
- Nah, F with Christina, I ain't fucking with either Jessica neither
- Simpson or Alba, my albums just sicker than strep with the fever
- Get the Cloriseptic, Excedrin, Aleve or
- Extra Strength Tylenol 3's, feel like I'm burning to death but I'm freezing
- Bed ridden and destined never to leave the
- Bedroom ever again like the legend of Heath-uh-
- Ledger, my suicide notes, barely legible read the
- Bottom, it's signed by the Joker, Lorena said I never can leave her
- She'd sever my wiener I ever deceive her
- Fuck that shit bitch, Give up my dick for pussy?
- I'd be Jerry Mathers, I ever left it to Beaver
- Get them titties cut off trying to mess with a cleaver
- Golly-wally, I vent, heat register, Jesus
- Ever since 1-9-9-4-6 Dresden, it was definitely my
- Destiny when on the steps, I met DeShaun
- At Osborn, I'd never make it to sophomore
- I just wanted to skip school and rap, used to mop floors
- Flip burgers and wash dishes, but I wrote rhymes trying to get props for 'em
- Cause I took book-smarts and swapped for 'em
- They were sleeping, I made 'em stop snorin'
- Made them break out the popcorn
- Now I've been hip-hop in it's tip-top form
- Since N.W.A was blaring through my car windows leaning on the horn
- Screaming "Fuck the police" like cop porn
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Fuck the world
- Man, screw bieber, i would rather die than to have his fiever
- Rather mess with a cliever than to get close to him by a meter
- Christopher Reeve got paralysed cuz he fuckin dared to look him in the eyes
- Poor guy, cmon mc's help the bitch, dont make him use the genes of a lizard
- Just to fuckin get better
- Get it? The Bitch, Mariah Carey, mc, no, oh fuck me,
- Grab the bitch, befo' she throws another motherfuckin tantrum
- Get in bitch, dont worry, it aint scary
- Fuck womun, you just dont listen, Bieber, bring me my magnum
- Ill cut all five dicks of one direction, give'em an erection and hand'em to a random
- Atom in my bath rum that cant handul bitches who cant fathom the fact
- That they have some fuckin spasm issues like Hannah Montana
- Wrecking ball is gonna be tha nations anthem
- Back to the point of wrecking one directiun's nuts
- Oh shit, they aint got none
- Shit, come down, its not that much of a suprise son!
- Trust me boys, that's not "What Makes You Beautiful"
- "You and I" should talk about this tonight
- Or just go see a fuckin doctor, for christ, you're givin me the fu-ckin frights
- Fuck the "Story of Your Life"
- Rihanna's is better, like how she got popular
- By becomin friends with "The monster"
- "25 To Life" and this hatred of mine
- Will never end, not even when I die
- Fuck the "Rap God"
- No hate there, all I'm sayin is that I only believe in one God and that's God
- Fuck the world!
- Ye, he he, Fizzle right here , hahaha, spread the message!