DEFENDER'S RAP

• oh Ashley,
• you have no idea how many times I told people to take everything a bit slow
• you're a prime example,
• because you're broke as fuck, you try seeking happiness in a hoe
• but that left you broke farther dude, cuz your bitch decided to pull a moses
• and she broke her water too
• and that leaves you a broken broke father dude,
• and I can imagine that causes depression
• so you called me up, asking me for distraction
• "hi ashley"
• you told me you wanna smoke this dutch but
• 90 seconds later you tripping leaving me with such a
• high ashley
• your bitch walks in on you
• she says "I'm done with you, you're always high on shrooms
• thinking bout how your life is doomed"
• so I will leave with her and console her in a seperate room
• "bye ashley"
• got your bitch praying, she needful, so I fuck
• the living hell out of her after killing off the resident evil
• "Hi ashley"
• so keep blowing bubbles, and "spit fire"
• but I'm the starter looking green from all this paper
• then she'll tell me "I choose you"
• and turns to you and leaves you by saying
• "bye ashley"
• you think you can form a family? here's a quick reminder
• that any hobbs and ashley don't fit together cuz they're pretty little liars
• because you can't, you're a broke dad,
• and instead of taking care of your kid
• you're here thinking you stand a chance taking care of this kid
• and this is Ashley Hobbs, the first to write pokebars
• you see, I can do that too, but I think it pokes my bars
• I'd rather make you anxious by punching your lines, you know, poke your bars
• so he'll start swallowing xanax, ironically thats poking bars
• that got him a bit chubby, so now he's slow-poking bars
• now I'll show you that you shouldn't poke my bars
• cuz when you puss my buddens I will start poking bars
• and beat bitches, open the slaughterhouse,
• and put this pig in a poke with bars
• and for the content of the bodybag? no idea what it would be
• cuz his name doesn't tell you if he's a dawg or a pussy