CHALLENGER'S RAP

• //Mike
• Now before I lay the two of you bitches to rest
• I got some shit about the title I gotta get off of my chest
• See I'll be damned if you think Hyde didn't have an exit he planned?
• But you all got scammed by a verse you didn't understand
• He disguised the white flag as valor when defeat came stampin him
• Because reality was he could never out write your new champion
• //Toosense
• Too teamed up wit the Champ,Produce punches hard packed
• U cowards barley throw jabs and they rarely make contact
• A yo Mike this wasn't a fair fight, When I fought these Two Solo,
• Isak didn't you spend all last week walkin around in a choke hold,
• Now you back for more ready to tag in Remo
• This here's a ECW (easy W) 1st round they see us,These bitches ain't Raw put the Smack Down on these divas
• BYOB Leathelest consider this a death match, So I gotta ask,
• Which one of u dumb fucks, was dumb enough to convinced the other you really had a chance
• Remo you know your battle record should be labeled with asterisks
• It says you beat Sense but you never moved in the brackets
• //Mike
• Pride less wins for him are somehow befitting,Too we knew you never tapped, Remo be bullshitting
• //Toosense
• The only thing he submitting is unarmed Bars an Rehearsed Tired Angles
• //Mike
• That's a Rear Naked Choke so Isak make sure them lips be pursed ready to grab your skyward ankles
• Hey Too
• Wanna know what rhymes with I'm a passive Jew Dutch Indian??
• //Mike
• I'm a fag with too much dick in him
• Now I know that wasn't really serious as such but you gotta admit we've got this match in our clutch
• Cause when you see how easy this dope gets smoked, everyone will be screaming to pass the fuckin dutch
• Now I apologize Remo I'd love to cut you down like my grass when I have to remow
• But here we go I've gotta school this hero cause my class is all about ego
• Actually fuck it I'm here Ima put Remo below?
• Now's the time to be nervous, I did you a service,
• I jumped on the track to tell your ex to Keep Walkin because you just couldn't murk this
• And with only one more track to your name, I'm calling this game after I serve this
• See without me your entire rappad existence is worthless
• Because you'll never be able to forget I'm the fuckin one that gave you purpose
• //Toosense
• Too's in concurrence,So go ahead and run these Ls concurrent,This couplet needs coinsurance
• This here's becoming a regular occurrence, The 2nd catechism for this schism,
• Coalesced Quintessence, Yo here's a suggestion, Maby you need to Quit Tessen Sense, Bitch
• Between me and Mike your duo, Got a Quintet of losses quick, Subset this Quartet
• Brick by Brick tear down your parapet,Too construct perfect angles like a pyramid
• Vote for Isak get a vignette,That's the difference between a starving artist and a architect
• You and Remo got photo shopped props,I guess your music literally left an impression,
• Now that's a snapshot that shouldn't need no clarification
• Everyone knows terrible writers depend on illustration
• //Mike
• You ever seen a square try and get circulation it never fits
• When Isak dropped control with all his swinging I remember thinking fuck I hope he hits
• But you ain't the tall poppy you're just moving slow from the opiates
• Standing tall in the field throwing shade like it was you egging on the fucking fight
• But that's when I realized you weren't throwing shade that was your twisted brain just begging for the fucking light
• Now I've gotta teach you a lesson about which buttons you should and shouldn't be pressin'
• Can you believe this shit Too he don't even believe in depression
• Even though every single one of his songs is fuckin depressing
• So stop with the stressin grab the smith and Wesson
• Give us all your ending to stop us betting and second guessin
• Cause I've seen depression first hand, it's like your brain struggling to work undermanned
• But I've also tasted what its like to be champ so i guess that's two fuckin feelings you'll never understand