DEFENDER'S RAP

• Now listen here Child of the Corn
• Just go back to watching your creepy child porn
• No need scorn the God from which you came
• You missed your shot, and only you are to blame
• And it's a shame that you are so lame that you have to pretend to be part of this game
• I'm sorry, what was your name?
• It is just easily forgettable, simply terrible, hardly bearable.
• And did you just call me a faggot?
• When you are the one with small sad dick.
• You can't hack it
• Here is my hat trick
• Three goals by one player
• You claim to be someone greater
• Your score against me is zero
• You are no hero, just please toss yourself out of a window.
• You keep going on about slaughtering my family?
• Stop. You're not a thing. Now. I'm a real emcee.
• Now sir, I am at eighteen lines so far.
• Haven't even broken a sweat here in my car.
• Let me guess a few things about you.
• Now, don't say that I lied cause I only speak the truth.
• My rhymes are impeccable
• Yours? Aren't even credible.
• Rhymes that are so simple
• Like a twelve-years old's pimple.
• Now don't get too excited that I mention someone who is twelve
• To be honest, I think somebody should check your mental health
• But let us not dwell on things that make us unwell
• Cause we all know that you are going to hell.
• I say that you want to kill me, eh?
• Well, go ahead, take your best aim.
• I guarantee you'll miss, just like this diss
• I will forgive you, just come give me a little kiss.
• I am now at thirty-five lines
• Hang on, now thirty-six
• You say you have some tricks, well I got some more.
• You tried to knock on opportunity's door
• I opened up, laughed, then call you a dirty whore
• Now we are at line forty
• And I think that is about enough
• Try again another time
• When you have the gas to run.