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BYOB: Rookies vs Vets: ian vs Roane
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Rookies vs Vets, man this card has all the Hallmarks of a funeral
- Got IV rooks taking Ls – it’s like exercise when we X their i’s/eyes: Roman numerals
- C/See every battle I wear my heart on my sleeve like a tatted Catholic, full metal Jack
- So what you doin’ here DJ? This is MY church where I make the blood pour – now THAT’s a Temple tap
- But your faith is in the Rappad vote going with flow like they can’t go higher
- That’s some shameful shit, Rappad, fuck a dick, y’all a bunch of Flo Ridahs/flow riders.
- But go ahead, hit me with them flows and jokes instead of harder schemes
- You son some Shaky ground, tho, if you’re playing to strengths and that’s Carter Deems
- Well DJ getting Work, get ready to hurt – even comfort food can’t save you
- Cuz I’m the Vet putting down all these cats – like Euthanasia/youth in Asia
- See he’s kinda part Chinese mixed with Texas. Y’all should run for cover
- Ain’t it funny tho how both are known for their walls, but he’s on the fence about which one Trumps the other?
- So I won’t let this Orient Express; I’ll bring the Chin music, derail his train of thought
- Look: he’s dis[Oriented} no wonder his Hyde response was such a painful drop
- Real Talk: tossing shots around but saying no response required? Well that tab, I’ll pay it
- Cuz that’s some watered down sauce, no wonder you thought it’d be something Hyde rated/hydrated
- It’s like you were turning on Friends, tripping in these threads wholesale like Nautica
- But then all of a sudden it’s like Bing! Chandler dropped his Monica/moniker
- So now it’s Roane. What happened? Did your wife say it was time to grow up? Was it pushing from ya Pops?
- And now you got a baby coming cuz you didn’t get the meaning of “pulling out all stops”
- But I ain’t gonna say nothing fucked up about that, I been there – it changes a man
- To see your child the first time; it wakes ya up, changes the plan
- See when I brought my daughter into this world Chandler, I knew my life would never be the same
- Cuz it’s one thing to know they’re coming, quite another to speak their name
- And when I was up to my elbows in her mama’s blood, I couldn’t speak through the heavy lump
- Rising in my throat and still hits me every time I even think of her, Bruh
- So when that day comes for you Chandler, I’ll raise a glass to you and to your new family
- Cuz I know can’t fuck you up more than when you see the damage that baby do vaginally.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Ay yo
- First off, I hate RapPad for forcing me to battle someone that could bench me and my dad
- There's no punch coming, I'm just really uncomfortable with this situation.
- So Ian is known in these RP streets for wordplay and metaphors and the fact that he can't be beat
- Well he's lost before, and probably forgot B4 on his Bingo Card that would've gotten him a car for sure
- Possibly a Ford, but certainly something he could afford.
- Ian's an EMT and put that together and you get Ianemt, that doesn't rhyme with a lot of words.
- I might be new to the battle scene and my wordplay isn't on Ians level,
- but I can purge lames with a clean gavel handed to me by Mr. Clean's double
- Because without Ian's help my wordplay would be in trouble...
- Now I noticed that Ian spends a lot of time on discord
- While telling tales of dragons dancing like a disco Ord
- Talking to kids that haven't graduated high school and know nothing about this cord.
- Likely teaching teens how to play keys like "no no no no no...." it's this chord
- This cat's a dope battler but on a track he's more hated than Uncle Sam
- Only bastard I've heard make something wack out of a track with Sutherland
- Two tracks with Mike and bodied on both fronts, you've beaten Mike in battles, but still working at the throne's front
- And I know you throw punches, by finding dope crutches from all of your old subjects
- Im new and improved, I eat punches like cold lunches and trash your raps like a mold muffin
- BOI
- I'm a monster in my own right, reason your kids sleep at home, but require a nightlight
- And I'll swoop in and steal yo baby momma like a knight's right, and get beaten down pretty severely at fight time.
- Cuz I'm a lean, keen, grinding machine, and you're big, mean, and kind of a G
- So I'll stay out of your way, cuz I know it'll bring nothing but trouble just....
- please work on cutting your breaths out better than you cut your stubble.