CHALLENGER'S RAP

• //Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVQOhIVcMj0
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• //Chorus
• Whoa whoa whoa, what do you take us for? (x2)
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• //Verse 1
• I'm a phenomenon. And I gotta bring pain in the Octagon
• When I wanna spit game at a soccermom I get it quicker than the left lane on the Autobahn;
• Fast— like Ramadan— and I battle young Padawans all the damn day
• I'm getting nekked and I'm hopping on a wrecking ball so hot I got that mothafucka a la flambé
• I go to Miley's house. I see that Miley's home.
• I play Miley's ribcage with my dick like it's a Xylie-phone
• Yes, that was highly fucked up but my skills are highly honed
• And if I was highly hyphy I might be more widely known
• C'est la vie. Better pay my fee
• They kick it in Seattle in a Patagonia jacket, they get it in the Bay in a plain white tee
• Hey mami! You a PYT!
• Wanna see me speak? Then I go (go) go (go) go (go)!
• Every time I get a beat I know I gotta beat it up, I bend it then I break it then I chop it and I eat it up,
• And PETA would never approve of the way I've been treating the music, I bleed it, I bruise it, I kick it to the curb and then I'm sipping on my bourbon I be freakin it doing it, keeping it moving
• I'm picking apart the muscle when I'm thinking about the hustle but I'm nice. Nice!
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• //Chorus
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• //Verse 2
• I'll jump the freeway median, I'm savage
• Cause my mode is that I'm meaner than the average
• Like my teacher taught me when I heard the crowd applaud
• I thought I was an atheist until I realized I'm a God
• It could hurt a bit when I murder shit
• in a moment I'll be tying off a tourniquet
• When I burn em and I hit em in the sternum, I don't even gotta enter but I'm gonna win the tournament
• That's what I'm all about. Do what I gotta do and never gonna pout
• And I hope that it woulda been the end of it and i'm out, but they never tend to gimme the benefit of the doubt
• Ever since I was a little I kid I know that I've been looking for the hot hot spotlight
• And if you really wonder what I think about the competition, they were not not not tight
• I been reading my scripture. Every photobomber wanna be in my picture
• And ya betta bet i'm living every single day like it's the mothafuckin Catalina Wine Mixer
• Bada bing bada boom, when I walk in I'm the king of the room
• And I get it locked in like a king in a tomb, when I spit a toxin and they cough on the fumes
• Cause I'm back in the nick of time and attacking a fickle mind I'm a jackal I'll rip his hide I'ma tackle him, pick a fight, I be Dracula set to bite in the black of the bitter night and I'm out. Poof.